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      11-18-2005, 10:23 AM   #23
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I thought this board had previously set records for lack of relevancy and sheer waste of bandwidth - but this is the new topper. Right up there with the clowns who get traffic tickets and come here looking for sympathy, and then worse yet, actually getting some.
Then why are you posting on this thread and wasting the valuable bandwidth?
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      11-18-2005, 10:24 AM   #24
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If you continue to whack him you may become more than friends.
LOL, let's not go there...
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      11-18-2005, 10:25 AM   #25
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jrct9454...If you don't like it, go to roadfly.com
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      11-18-2005, 10:31 AM   #26
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My best friend growing up inheirited an '84 Ford Escort Hatchback from his Mom as his first car when he was 16. When she gave it to him, he called me up, and told me to come over and go for a ride. So I get to his place, and I see him kneeling at the driver's side open door, hitting the seats hard with his elbows. Every time he hit, a cloud of dust rose up. So I ask him what he's doing. And he replies - "Beating my Mom's farts out of the seats!!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by the way to original poster...how old are you?
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      11-18-2005, 10:41 AM   #27
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I say he's 29, but with the mind of a 13 year old. Just kidding.
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      11-18-2005, 12:10 PM   #28
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HAahaha. I laughed when I read the title.

I hope your friend at least rolled down the windows before he farted. ;]
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      11-18-2005, 01:18 PM   #29
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DUUUUDE!! i ahve my friend a dead arm when he farted in my car 3 days after i got it! the f*ucker is lactose -intolerant and he just had a milkshake and we were just chillin at a light and i lturned my head over to say something to him. before i completely turn out of the corner of my eye i just see him smiling and start to lean over to one butt cheek and he let go one of those silent but potent farts...socked him in the arm soooo many times.
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      11-18-2005, 03:51 PM   #30
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I think it's funny,

the nice maneuver is to fart in the car, then lower the window of somebody who you think would enjoy it, the fart will fly right by their head it's great!!

I have friends than can stink up my Z4, with the top down!!!
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      11-18-2005, 06:55 PM   #31
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Excessive farting could void the factory warranty.
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      11-18-2005, 07:14 PM   #32
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The topic heading clearly spells out what the content will be about. You chose to click through mate, no one held a gun to your head.

Anyway, chill out - we are just letting off steam, you must have been a bit light handed with the caffine this morning.
Yeah people this thread is about my friend farting. If you don't like it go to a thread about somebody showing his dog and go slant him for wasting bandwith. You knew the contents of this tread so like it or leave it. Didn,t ask for your useless comments.

Get it.
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      11-19-2005, 12:18 AM   #33
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PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      11-20-2005, 06:24 AM   #34
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we are just letting off steam
... Is that what you call it Jamie!?
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      11-20-2005, 06:26 AM   #35
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Was I wrong for hitting my friend against his head, with my fist because he let a fart rip on my nice smelling leather seats????
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Were your heated seats on at the time?
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      11-20-2005, 06:53 AM   #36
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... Is that what you call it Jamie!?
Letting off something
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      11-20-2005, 09:55 AM   #37
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I don't even fart in my own car!


I belive we all fart in our own car some time. In a four hours trip. You dont want to hold your fart, it'll travel up your spine and thru your head and you will come up with some shitty idea.
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      11-20-2005, 11:31 AM   #38
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LOL

Shit that was good!!!
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