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      03-24-2011, 12:14 PM   #1
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Auto Flush



Doin what I do in the bathroom this morning...



Before I even grab the tp.... misfire 1

premature flush, again

again

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FUUUUUU IM POOPINGGG






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      03-24-2011, 12:15 PM   #2
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Nothing like a butt douche in the morning to wake you up.

This, of course followed by the inevitable wave of thought about how dirty the toilet water might be and who else's piss/shit you just got splashed onto the back of your nut-sack.



Perhaps you need to eat more fatty foods. When you take a power shit (like me) the toilet cowers in my presence and doesn't dare flush ahead of time!
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Why comment... when tags are much more fun...
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I hear you can get pregnant from the toilet water too
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      03-24-2011, 12:26 PM   #7
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When I was younger I always thought those toilets had cameras inside them.
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      03-24-2011, 12:27 PM   #8
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totally not mad yet.
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HAHAHAHAHA "Don't lean forward moran" <---spelled "moron" wrong... But it was awesome anyway..
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i love them, theyre refreshing!

seriously though as soon as i hear it "missfire" lol i get up in a squat that shit is disgusting
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sort of unrelated, but i love korea's airport because they have an automatic plastic wrap that covered up the seat with fresh plastic every time it was flushed.



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sort of unrelated, but i love korea's airport because they have an automatic plastic wrap that covered up the seat with fresh plastic every time it was flushed.



thats awesome, i think itll be a bit uncomfortabke though bcuz when i go to work i get sweaty
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thats awesome, i think itll be a bit uncomfortabke though bcuz when i go to work i get sweaty
TMI.


I've seen these before in airports... even though the plastic is fresh, there is just something so off-putting about those.
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      03-24-2011, 01:50 PM   #15
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sort of unrelated, but i love korea's airport because they have an automatic plastic wrap that covered up the seat with fresh plastic every time it was flushed.



Noice.

I take the time to manufacture my own outa a 3 lines of TP usually.


is that lame?
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      03-24-2011, 01:51 PM   #16
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I like auto-flush toilet so I can ninja drops with no noise...
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The worst is leaning forward to relax or something and your wang takes a dip in the water. GD shallow toilet bowls.
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The worst is leaning forward to relax or something and your wang takes a dip in the water. GD shallow toilet bowls.
Whatcha working w/ bruh? A 12in nightstick?
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Whatcha working w/ bruh? A 12in nightstick?
someone jelly
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Def not jelly of toliet wet, vaginal tearing, pain inflicting, wont fit, pint pumping monster penis.
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Def not jelly of toliet wet, vaginal tearing, pain inflicting, wont fit, pint pumping monster penis.
well you must be proud of being hung like a mosquito then
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