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      03-23-2011, 11:30 PM   #67
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What the fuck? That's like a chipmunk an airbrushed ab line and surgically attached balloons.

Eh, who am I kidding. I'd still smash.
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      03-23-2011, 11:30 PM   #68
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What the fuck? That's like a chipmunk an airbrushed ab line and surgically attached balloons.

Eh, who am I kidding. I'd still smash.

wut


lulz oh that bish.
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      03-23-2011, 11:38 PM   #69
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I remember this one time when I wanted to make a thread similar to this one. I came up with an idea to name the headlight of a BMW but the idea just wasnt good enough for a thread. So I contemplated it for a long time and just couldnt decide if it was worth it. i then consulted some friends and asked their opinion. I then decided to make the thread when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared,And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
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      03-23-2011, 11:40 PM   #70
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      03-23-2011, 11:40 PM   #71
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      03-23-2011, 11:42 PM   #72
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but I bet every fucking one of you fell for it and smiled, except brian he hates everything
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      03-23-2011, 11:43 PM   #73
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      03-23-2011, 11:45 PM   #74
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yaabutt she looks so fkin dumb in that 1st pic. almost like its a dif girl
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but I bet every fucking one of you fell for it and smiled, except brian he hates everything
nope lol
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      03-24-2011, 12:28 AM   #76
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      03-24-2011, 05:40 AM   #78
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What the fuck? That's like a chipmunk an airbrushed ab line and surgically attached balloons.

Eh, who am I kidding. I'd still smash.
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      03-24-2011, 06:27 AM   #79
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do you guys ever see a girl like that and think to yourself: man, if I met her, I'd want to bang her so much that I'd be like "listen, I'll pay you 2,000$ to fuck me no questions asked"
just so you don't leave anything up to chance?
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      03-24-2011, 07:18 AM   #80
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do you guys ever see a girl like that and think to yourself: man, if I met her, I'd want to bang her so much that I'd be like "listen, I'll pay you 2,000$ to fuck me no questions asked"
just so you don't leave anything up to chance?
fuck that, like Field Mob said, "if I had to pay to bust a nut, my right hand will be rich"

Hope it never snows again, or hope OPs next creative idea is suicide

I am still in shock that someone would think this is actually a cool idea and feels the need to share
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      03-24-2011, 07:19 AM   #81
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do you guys ever see a girl like that and think to yourself: man, if I met her, I'd want to bang her so much that I'd be like "listen, I'll pay you 2,000$ to fuck me no questions asked"
just so you don't leave anything up to chance?
Yeah they are called prostitutes... and they stroll through the casino floor looking for gentlemen to say exactly that.
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      03-24-2011, 07:22 AM   #82
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Yeah they are called prostitutes... and they stroll through the casino floor looking for gentlemen to say exactly that.
haha
but there is something about turning a non-prostitute girl into one that is appealing
like "hah! you weren't for sale.. but you are to me!" lol
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      03-24-2011, 07:23 AM   #83
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but there is something about turning a non-prostitute girl into one that is appealing
like "hah! you weren't for sale.. but you are to me!" lol
You don't get out much, do you?

They are all for sale....

in the immortal words of Dave Chappelle, "Nice Porsche! GOTCHA BITCH!"
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      03-24-2011, 08:47 AM   #85
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      03-24-2011, 09:00 AM   #86
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      03-24-2011, 09:44 AM   #87
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My post was moved, im being subject to mockery and derision for my creativity, so all of u guys who are negative towards the Jay Lo metaphor, i leave u with this quote from the venerable Ralph Waldo Emerson. "Genius always finds itself a century too early."
Ok, so you're using Ralph Waldo Emerson's quote about genius to validate your idea of renaming angel eyes "Jay Lo's". I don't think he had that kind of idea in mind when generating that great quote. Not at all. Not one bit.

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Ok, so you're using Ralph Waldo Emerson's quote about genius to validate your idea of renaming angel eyes "Jay Lo's". I don't think he had that kind of idea in mind when generating that great quote. Not at all. Not one bit.

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