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      06-01-2010, 02:17 AM   #67
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When i hit full boost and break traction at 80mph on drag radials...or dragging my knee around a turn on the bike...

  • getting your head down right up on the gas tank when twisting the throttle.
  • Listening to a current song that you love, over and over again till it gets boring.
  • Getting up in the morning with the sun shining bright, knowing you don't have work or school.

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      06-01-2010, 03:10 AM   #69
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      06-01-2010, 03:14 AM   #70
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      06-01-2010, 04:01 AM   #71
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Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great
WOW EPIC I mean fucking EPIC

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Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.
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      06-05-2010, 09:44 PM   #73
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Wow. Bustinnn CLippsspsps in a mofo.
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      06-05-2010, 09:59 PM   #75
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Wow. Bustinnn CLippsspsps in a mofo.



HELLZ YEAH


Aonarch be tha numba 1 bustah of clipssssss up in dis BITCH y'all herd
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      06-05-2010, 10:02 PM   #76
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I'm better now.
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      03-10-2011, 09:10 PM   #78
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      03-10-2011, 09:16 PM   #79
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Yo this last page is fucking EPIC.
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Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great
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Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.
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Catching people fucking in public and taking down a forum after i get banned
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knowing that i am the master
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so faded on the sd. oh dam oh yeah outrunning the police,
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slowrolling the nuts when an idiot goes all in before and after you call him. and get up and start screaming,dancing,celebrating,
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      03-10-2011, 09:28 PM   #81
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      03-10-2011, 09:32 PM   #82
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      03-10-2011, 09:39 PM   #83
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  1. Dumping a 30rd mag out one of my WASR10s (AK-pattern rifles). Actually, dumping mags outa just about anything. It's a childish waste of ammo, but it brings a smile to my face everytime.
  2. Kicking a chick out RIGHT after you finish.
  3. Operating a Cat D8 dozer. I don't really know what I'm doing with heavy equipment, but...game on. Smash shit!
  4. Wrecking something expensive, epically, in front of your friends and other people that envy you and acting all "F it... We'll get another one."
  5. When the gate attendant calls your name for an upgrade for a 14hr flight to Doha or Dubai or someplace far.
  • This is by far the best but only happened once: Seeing the skank whore that I was dumb enough to think I wanted to marry once waiting at a cross walk in the city outside of one of the hospitals after not having seen her for a couple years after she ran off.... She's clearly mega pregnant and looks like fuck hanging on the arm of some dude that looks like he sells crack and is homeless (I believe her older sister that hated me was with them as well - aw... a family visit to the poor people's preggers clinic). She notices you (think Ving Rhames style from Pulp Fiction) and you think you see a longing-compassionate facial expression (ohh woe is me)... You smile, rev up your BMW 335xi coupe, chirp a little tire, and run the red light in front of them- Because You Don't Give a Fuck. Hot date in your e92 asks why you just did that and you say, "Bc I could."
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      03-10-2011, 09:42 PM   #84
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Wow, bro. Looks like you enjoyed that bit of revenge, there.
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      03-10-2011, 10:12 PM   #85
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      03-10-2011, 10:15 PM   #86
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Tossing somebody under the bus especially the ones that think they know everything....such a good feeling
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      03-10-2011, 10:17 PM   #87
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i feel like im the only OT regular that doesnt recognize anything significant by dan. pretty sure i skipped over most of his posts for no particular reason
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