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      02-19-2011, 01:44 PM   #1
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If Men Wrote Fairy Tales

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then....

Lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and fucked skinny big titted broads
and hunted
and raced fast cars
and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl
and dated women half his age
and ate all the pussies he could get
and ass fucked cheerleaders
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching
and never heard a headache comaplint
and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell
and had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up .....

Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever.


**The end**
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      02-19-2011, 02:08 PM   #2
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      02-19-2011, 03:16 PM   #3
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true story
And a few lucky bastards are living that life
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      02-20-2011, 03:50 PM   #4
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lol. Nice, this man lived the life I wish I could have. RIP
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      03-04-2011, 11:13 AM   #5
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Sounds like Charlie sheen's memoir
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      03-04-2011, 03:14 PM   #6
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Sounds like Charlie sheen's memoir
lol i thought charlie too cept he married.
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      04-06-2011, 07:14 PM   #7
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      04-06-2011, 09:00 PM   #8
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You married old man?
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      04-06-2011, 11:22 PM   #9
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You married old man?
What do you mean by, "Married"?
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      04-07-2011, 09:29 AM   #10
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What do you mean by, "Married"?
I mean theres a ring on your finger and for some reason every night you try and got to bed theres the same woman in there.
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      04-07-2011, 11:37 AM   #11
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I mean theres a ring on your finger and for some reason every night you try and got to bed theres the same woman in there.
No to the first one. Yes to the second one ...but it still has nothing to do with being "married" or not

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      04-13-2011, 08:54 AM   #12
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I got this from my friend the other day. Pretty funny shit.
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      04-16-2011, 04:36 PM   #13
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      04-24-2011, 02:14 PM   #14
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I saw this somewhere. But still funny.
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      04-25-2011, 10:20 AM   #15
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      04-26-2011, 06:21 PM   #16
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      05-05-2011, 03:41 PM   #17
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Good story.
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      05-08-2011, 03:36 PM   #18
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!"

And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then....

Lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles
and fucked skinny big titted broads
and hunted
and raced fast cars
and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl
and dated women half his age
and ate all the pussies he could get
and ass fucked cheerleaders
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan
and never heard bitching
and never heard a headache comaplint
and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell
and had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up .....

Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever.


**The end**
OMG! LOL!
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