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      01-27-2011, 05:19 PM   #23
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I can't stop laughing at the idea of you trying to drive sluts home on your goped....
Will they ride on Ur back?? It could wrk...haha
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      01-27-2011, 05:38 PM   #24
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Will they ride on Ur back?? It could wrk...haha
I've had a girl ride on it. I made her stand in front of me and crouch, with her ass sticking out back against my crotch. Took it nice and slow to prolong the ride.

I could ride an ATV, as I've seen people riding them on the street here but I cant ride it on the sidewalks on campus without getting chased by security so this was the better choice.
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      01-27-2011, 05:49 PM   #25
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Not Jelly just think its homo, I'd have a street legal go-cart with a stig helmet, if I was in med school
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      01-27-2011, 06:04 PM   #26
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Not Jelly just think its homo, I'd have a street legal go-cart with a stig helmet, if I was in med school
I'll split the difference on an e90 335i and a goped.

Plus, I live in phoenix, not the middle of the fucken desert. It would be useless.
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      01-27-2011, 06:12 PM   #27
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Go cart not Dune buggy, one of those little bastards with no roll cage that go 40-50 mph
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      01-27-2011, 07:05 PM   #28
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Go cart not Dune buggy, one of those little bastards with no roll cage that go 40-50 mph
I know what you're talking about. But theres no point in having one unless you're taking it out to the desert. I'm not going to race around residential neighborhoods with all the rednecks in lifted pickup tracks trying to run me over.

Mail me a stig helmet. I'll rock it with the goped. Fuck, send me the white racing suit too.
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nice skootah brah
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      01-27-2011, 07:24 PM   #30
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nice skootah brah
Thanks brahhhh.


So seriously though, who wants to race? I got some high performance oil, some 91, and I'm not a fatty. I know this shit responds better to higher octane than 328s. I'll toss some racing gas in there and kick some ass.
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I wish i was at home so i can take a pic of what ill race you in!!! hopefully i remember to take a pic of it tonight
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      01-27-2011, 07:33 PM   #32
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I'll race ya brah, think i might have an edge on ya if i put race fuel in her.


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      01-27-2011, 07:35 PM   #33
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Lets do it. I'm hitten the sauna and dropping water weight brahhhhh. Doin burouts and shit in fronta yo mommas place. Dont even needa blow my hair out this shits so fast.
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Brah not cool that yo messin with my momma, however:

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I got mothafucken goped drag slicks. Whacha know bout that?
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