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      12-22-2010, 02:23 PM   #1
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An older gentleman is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. for swerving all over the road in his car and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? ...So, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife, officer.”



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An older gentleman is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. for swerving all over the road in his car and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? ...So, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife, officer.”



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Not really. Never had those sort of luck with law officers
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      12-23-2010, 12:53 PM   #4
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BTW, your comment reminded me of this timely joke(?) :

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Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study
conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor
Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, energy drinks, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

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