NWS: Naked body scan, or grope?

scottwww · 11-08-2010, 07:58 PM

Going through airport security, do you choose to have a naked body scan, getting groped, or to leave without flying?

What would you do?

Not fly
Naked body scan
Groped by man
Groped by woman
Spouse groped by man
Spouse groped by woman
Some other option

MarkR171 · 11-08-2010, 07:59 PM

Groped by a woman, provided she doesn't look like a man.

scottwww · 11-08-2010, 08:04 PM

Airport screeners get more aggressive with pat-downs

Exposed: Naked Body Scanner Images Of Film Star Printed, Circulated By Airport Staff

Inverted Body Scanner Image Shows Naked Body In Full Living Color

The stupid thing I see in this scan is the gun. Wouldn't that have set off the metal detector that you go through before you choose whether to be scanned or groped?

scottwww · 11-08-2010, 08:15 PM

Somehow, I hate to say it... but I will:

My initial reaction is that I would take the grope by a woman. I would want to see her first, to decide whether I might rather take the radiation of a naked body scan, or just not fly. I might have to explain the object she feels in my pants. If she looked like a dyke or a dog, I would have to take one of the other options.

If you say you want to opt out, and you see a man with his hands out, or an unacceptable woman, can you change your mind without getting even more airport security attention (like a backroom interview or strip search)? Could you look over the security guards and say, "I'll take that one!"

Call me sexist or what you will, but I wouldn't want my wife to be groped by a male security guard even if she was OK with it. I would be OK with her being groped by a woman if she was OK with it and I could watch.

scottwww · 11-08-2010, 11:44 PM

Opting-Out of a Full-Body Scan? Get Ready for the TSA's New Molestation Pat-Down

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how about this for the new TSA motto: "submit to our humiliating security theater or we'll gleefully grope you." It's catchy!

ideliver · 11-09-2010, 12:40 PM

i am all for security...but this is just excessive...someone please tell me when the last time a plane was highjacked with a handgun...

the boxcutters the 9/11 highjackers used were LEGAL...

BTW...that chick is hot...

scottwww · 11-12-2010, 06:59 PM

So far 11 of us want to be groped by women, and one dude wants to be groped by a man.

scottwww · 11-16-2010, 07:22 PM

for the kids

scottwww · 11-16-2010, 07:25 PM

sister

scottwww · 11-16-2010, 10:32 PM

"If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested."

original blog

The videos aren't that interesting, even though youtube is not doing very well getting them to play. You might have better luck downloading them to watch (really just listen to them).

It's being reported that he is likely to be fined $10,000 for walking out.

just4kickz · 11-16-2010, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottwww

"If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested."

original blog

The videos aren't that interesting, even though youtube is not doing very well getting them to play. You might have better luck downloading them to watch (really just listen to them).

It's being reported that he is likely to be fined $10,000 for walking out.

read that yesterday. very interesting...

i would do the same. if somebody is gonna do a search, i'm leaving the airport.

plus as the past weeks have shown, its much easier to just send bombs on fedex and detonate them than it is to go into an airport with bomb material up your ass.

montreal red · 11-17-2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by scottwww

for the kids

lol.. that cavity search picture is hilarious.

scottwww · 11-19-2010, 12:43 AM

link

Sandra Elliott of Denver said she is no prude but that a recent pat-down at John Wayne Airport was so humiliating that she is considering no longer traveling to see her grandchildren in Newport Beach.

"These women's hands were thrust firmly in my crotch. They pulled up my sweater and stuck their hands inside of my pants, plus thoroughly groped my breasts," Elliott said of screeners she encountered before her Nov. 1 flight back to Denver. "Please know that I am not a prude. I am not adverse to being touched by others, sometimes intimately, but this was absolutely overboard."

Tondtar · 11-19-2010, 06:30 PM

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solefald · 11-19-2010, 06:48 PM

^ lol. pretty shitty photoshop job

Tondtar · 11-19-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

^ lol. pretty shitty photoshop job

Yeah, I know but just wanted to make a point that not all pat downs and groping could be "bad" necessarily

solefald · 11-19-2010, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Yeah, I know but just wanted to make a point that not all pat downs and groping could be "bad" necessarily

And now we can use a new pick-up line: I want to grope you like a TSA agent!

aaaand this gives me an idea for Halloween next year. I am going as a TSA agent. I will profile and grope anything that comes my way.

JayKay335i · 11-19-2010, 08:36 PM

I think I'll tell them I have AIDS, haven't be touched in a while, and to enjoy them selves. In reality, me having AIDS would pose no actual risk and for them to insist on other methods would be discrimination. Epic shit may follow.

scottwww · 11-22-2010, 09:17 PM

Ha ha. Michael Savage had a great suggestion. Fart in the face of the one who gropes you.

dillon733 · 11-22-2010, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottwww

for the kids

I hope this is a joke/pshop (the cavity search kid pic)!
is this seriously real?

escobar929 · 11-22-2010, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottwww

Ha ha. Michael Savage had a great suggestion. Fart in the face of the one who gropes you.

LOL dude, but seriously this is genius

I for one will just simply refuse to fly, if every one does the same this problem will go away pretty fast. I understand some need to fly for business but this is ridiculous so unless you have to, simply don't

scottwww · 11-22-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dillon733

I hope this is a joke/pshop (the cavity search kid pic)!
is this seriously real?

I'm guessing that the cartoon is a joke, but I think it possible the picture of the airport security computer with this "joke" set as the desktop wallpaper may be real.

View Poll Results: Going through airport security, what would you do?
Naked body scan	25	31.25%
Groped by man	5	6.25%
Groped by woman	48	60.00%
Spouse groped by man	2	2.50%
Spouse groped by woman	13	16.25%
Not fly	7	8.75%
Some other option	7	8.75%
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scottwww Brigadier General Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,751 iTrader: (0)	Somehow, I hate to say it... but I will: My initial reaction is that I would take the grope by a woman. I would want to see her first, to decide whether I might rather take the radiation of a naked body scan, or just not fly. I might have to explain the object she feels in my pants. If she looked like a dyke or a dog, I would have to take one of the other options. If you say you want to opt out, and you see a man with his hands out, or an unacceptable woman, can you change your mind without getting even more airport security attention (like a backroom interview or strip search)? Could you look over the security guards and say, "I'll take that one!" Call me sexist or what you will, but I wouldn't want my wife to be groped by a male security guard even if she was OK with it. I would be OK with her being groped by a woman if she was OK with it and I could watch. Last edited by scottwww; 11-08-2010 at 08:22 PM.

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scottwww Brigadier General Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,751 iTrader: (0)	So far 11 of us want to be groped by women, and one dude wants to be groped by a man.

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scottwww Brigadier General Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,751 iTrader: (0)	"If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested." original blog The videos aren't that interesting, even though youtube is not doing very well getting them to play. You might have better luck downloading them to watch (really just listen to them). It's being reported that he is likely to be fined $10,000 for walking out.

11-19-2010, 12:43 AM	#13
scottwww Brigadier General Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,751 iTrader: (0)	link Sandra Elliott of Denver said she is no prude but that a recent pat-down at John Wayne Airport was so humiliating that she is considering no longer traveling to see her grandchildren in Newport Beach. "These women's hands were thrust firmly in my crotch. They pulled up my sweater and stuck their hands inside of my pants, plus thoroughly groped my breasts," Elliott said of screeners she encountered before her Nov. 1 flight back to Denver. "Please know that I am not a prude. I am not adverse to being touched by others, sometimes intimately, but this was absolutely overboard."

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JayKay335i Banned Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH Posts: 5,049 iTrader: (1)	I think I'll tell them I have AIDS, haven't be touched in a while, and to enjoy them selves. In reality, me having AIDS would pose no actual risk and for them to insist on other methods would be discrimination. Epic shit may follow.

11-22-2010, 09:17 PM	#19
scottwww Brigadier General Drives: 07 BMW 335i Cpe, 05 Mazda RX8 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,751 iTrader: (0)	Ha ha. Michael Savage had a great suggestion. Fart in the face of the one who gropes you.

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