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      10-04-2010, 10:00 PM   #1
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Clean your balls

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      10-04-2010, 10:04 PM   #2
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From 1:00-1:13, I think I blacked out.....


Kind of like this ~17sec in.


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      10-04-2010, 10:07 PM   #3
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I clean my balls the way god intended. With soap and water in the day and female juices at night. Sometimes reversed. Sometimes at the same time.
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      10-04-2010, 11:13 PM   #4
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i actually own one of these, except i have the one from dove. i traded up from my traditional loofa* (sp) and love it
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      10-04-2010, 11:55 PM   #5
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axe shower products are the most over-engineered pieces of junk ever...do NOT buy them...their shower poof almost gouged my skin after the poof started to peel away from the ridiculous plastic handle it had
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      10-05-2010, 12:02 AM   #6
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I use a sea sponge loofa (legit from tarpon springs, yo). It scratches like a bitch sometimes but haven't had a blemish anywhere on my body since
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lol i have one of these axe loofas.

balls as smooth as eggs.
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Just use the same bodywash as on the rest of my body...

Or if no time for a full shower before going out, a simple "huevo splash" can work wonders
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the fuck? this is real?
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      10-05-2010, 10:20 AM   #10
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I clean my balls the way god intended. With soap and water in the day and female juices at night. Sometimes reversed. Sometimes at the same time.
Nicely put sir.
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      10-05-2010, 12:20 PM   #11
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i bought it before the commercial even came out, so my balls have been extra clean for a while, although that bitch is rough. i do however use old spice (game day) for soap better bang for the buck
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lol i have one of these axe loofas.

balls as smooth as eggs.


Skip to 5:10

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I clean my balls after everytime I use them. That is what the instructions told me to do to make them last longer.
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axe shower products are the most over-engineered pieces of junk ever...do NOT buy them...their shower poof almost gouged my skin after the poof started to peel away from the ridiculous plastic handle it had
^^^THIS

That shit drew blood when it gave way.

On a side note I would do horrible things for 3 minutes with Jamie Pressley
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