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      08-20-2010, 01:48 PM   #1
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obviously - no drinking from the hose for her..

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...-bottle-082010

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.
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      08-20-2010, 02:02 PM   #2
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lol how could you not notice jizz in your water bottle
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What a sticky situation he got himself into.

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Prosecutors say Lallana was then connected to the incidents through DNA. He was arrested outside his home and later released on $500 bond, according to KCAL.

Lallana is charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place, as well as assault, and the charge of committing a crime for sexual gratification.

Arraignment is scheduled for Sept. 14
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      08-20-2010, 02:06 PM   #4
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ffffffuuuuuuuuu it's a FOB
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lol how could you not notice jizz in your water bottle
yea right, i mean ive never ejaculated into a water bottle but I would think you'll be able to see all my lil soldiers swimming in there

and how can they prove the semen in her stomach is from her drinking the water bottle, what if she gave him some bj w/ happy ending and whats to get back at him
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ffffffuuuuuuuuu it's a FOB
Thats somewhat racist insinuating his tiny penis fit into a miniature capped poland spring bottle because hes a FOB.
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This is just disgusting. I think FOB = fresh off the boat
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Thats somewhat racist insinuating his tiny penis fit into a miniature capped poland spring bottle because hes a FOB.
Lmao that never even occurred to me... but that makes even more sense now. I just assumed it because of the picture.
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So a little bit of spunk makes this woman feel ill? Okay......
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So a little bit of spunk makes this woman feel ill? Okay......
well at least we know she swallows, but prefers to spit XD

I wonder what went through his head
"yeah, I'm gonna jerk off in that bottle right there... ooooh yeah"
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1. Never heard of semen making a girl feel sick
2. Who the eff sends a water bottle to get tested?
3. How can anybody aim that well to get it in a water bottle?
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