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      03-18-2007, 03:25 AM   #1
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A co-worker of mine at a popular bar in my town has obtained what I'd like to call a "sugar mama..."

I've decided that I need to get me one of these ASAP.

She isn't attractive and she isn't small, but shes young and loaded, drives a new M5, and I've decided that having sex with one of these would be much better than working...

My fortunate co-worker walked away with a couple nice gifts today from this chick:
- a $10,000 rolex
- a $400 tip on a $20 bar tab


Anyway, this is just what crossed my mind and I thought I'd share my new career path.
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      03-18-2007, 03:55 AM   #3
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Get over it. I see it as strategy. If he didn't do it, some other guy would. A woman w/ more money than she knows what to do with who is more than willing to shower you with it while completely understanding the circumstances? You'd be a damn fool to pass it up.
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      03-18-2007, 04:03 AM   #4
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haha... i've always wondered how life would be cutting corners... never was a fan of it... my blood, sweat, and tears is what will carry me forward... half stepping the obstacles of life is for the weak.

its a shame your judgement has been clouded.
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      03-18-2007, 04:11 AM   #5
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haha... i've always wondered how life would be cutting corners... never was a fan of it... my blood, sweat, and tears is what will carry me forward... half stepping the obstacles of life is for the weak.

its a shame your judgement has been clouded.
I'm with you.

btw i saw the e90post facebook group and you're UCDavis '10?! cause i am too! bound to anyway
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haha... i've always wondered how life would be cutting corners... never was a fan of it... my blood, sweat, and tears is what will carry me forward... half stepping the obstacles of life is for the weak.

its a shame your judgement has been clouded.
No, I'm with you on that too. I've worked 30+hrs with school since junior high trying to get where I think I'm going and feel that the experience alone has added much to who I am today. This wasn't really a serious post as I do not actually plan on taking that route. Just shedding some insight on what I observed lastnight
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A co-worker of mine at a popular bar in my town has obtained what I'd like to call a "sugar mama..."

I've decided that I need to get me one of these ASAP.

She isn't attractive and she isn't small, but shes young and loaded, drives a new M5, and I've decided that having sex with one of these would be much better than working...

My fortunate co-worker walked away with a couple nice gifts today from this chick:
- a $10,000 rolex
- a $400 tip on a $20 bar tab


Anyway, this is just what crossed my mind and I thought I'd share my new career path.
yeah, thats a great career path until she dumps your ass for some other new meat and your a homeless fool. good luck with that.
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      03-18-2007, 10:37 AM   #10
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No, I'm with you on that too. I've worked 30+hrs with school since junior high trying to get where I think I'm going and feel that the experience alone has added much to who I am today. This wasn't really a serious post as I do not actually plan on taking that route. Just shedding some insight on what I observed lastnight
lol... good. cause your coworker takes advantage of a woman who is obviously in need of some good love and he's just playing her...if a woman played a guy she'd be called a ho, gold digger, etc...and if a guy does the same he's high-fived, congratulated...for the same crimes...whatevs everybody has different levels of moral judgement.
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Throws down 10K for a Rolex and $400 tip, why is she driving an M5? Where is the Lambo? Check the watch for authenticity, she may be playing your friend.
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Throws down 10K for a Rolex and $400 tip, why is she driving an M5? Where is the Lambo? Check the watch for authenticity, she may be playing your friend.
maybe shes a transtesticle.
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      03-18-2007, 11:35 AM   #14
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Throws down 10K for a Rolex and $400 tip, why is she driving an M5? Where is the Lambo? Check the watch for authenticity, she may be playing your friend.
hah. Well I'm sure it is daddy's money and the M5 is what she had to 'settle' for. The cash for the rolex and tip I'm sure comes out of allowance funds.
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yeah, thats a great career path until she dumps your ass for some other new meat and your a homeless fool. good luck with that.
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That's pathetic.
Why do you think that? Stop for a moment and consider the fact that women have been doing this since to us since the beginning of civilization.

Another thought to ponder is, how many women have had sex with you because you drive a nice car/have a nice house/dress well?
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I don't think this is pathetic at all!

Shit if I was single I'd be doing it too!
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Why do you think that? Stop for a moment and consider the fact that women have been doing this since to us since the beginning of civilization.

Another thought to ponder is, how many women have had sex with you because you drive a nice car/have a nice house/dress well?
lol... women have been doing this since the beginning of civilization? its more like women have been oppressed since the beginning of civilization. Following at the turn of the 19th century, they only began to gain more rights and opportunities... why are you fighting for equality when you only fight for it when its in your favor?

and your second sentence kind of implies that women are only after our money and seek tangibles and not love... if thats how your relationships are... your not good at choosing the right girls.

too bad money and morals dont go hand in hand.
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lol... women have been doing this since the beginning of civilization? its more like women have been oppressed since the beginning of civilization. Following at the turn of the 19th century, they only began to gain more rights and opportunities... why are you fighting for equality when you only fight for it when its in your favor?

and your second sentence kind of implies that women are only after our money and seek tangibles and not love... if thats how your relationships are... your not good at choosing the right girls.

too bad money and morals dont go hand in hand.
Ah, you get the point. Back then they were arranged marraiges, but their parents picked guys from good families. Same concept! Haha!

I wasn't talking about myself in the second sentence. I was offering food for thought to the guys saying it is wrong to go after women with money. Most of us on this site drive brand new BMWs--which is an aphrodisiac for most women. So if you look back, you can probably see occasions where women paid you more attention because you drive a nice car.
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