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      07-23-2010, 04:00 AM   #1
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What do girls do in your car that you hate?

what are some of the most annoying things your gf has done in ur car that u just want to say dont do it, but cant because shes ur gf
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      07-23-2010, 04:04 AM   #2
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For some reason when my gf enters my car and i pump up some beats...SHE EFFING starts to sing some Armenian pop song.
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eat in my car, leave stuff in my car, pull the sun visor off the hook, slam my door, put her keys in the door sills ill think of more later....
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Play with my radio, just let the thing play...
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i hate it when girls don't automatically play with my balls once they enter the car
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      07-23-2010, 06:58 AM   #6
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Play with my radio, just let the thing play...
If the chick in your avator is your gf, I'd let her play with whatever she wants.....
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I hate it when my gf wears a skirt and leave a snail trail on my leather seats...
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Never in my car(s), but what completely enrages me is when I see girls have their feet up on the dash/in the window/in the seat.

Regardless of the fact that it is completely unsafe (and really unsanitary) this isn't a fucking papasan chair. Your feet go in the floor bitch not on the dash.



Most women don't do this, but the two types I see doing it most are:

1. North Shore (Illinois) Jewish-American Princesses in their Range Rovers - Yoga pants/shirt/bandana. Bitch if I can see your knee in the window there is no way you are covering the brake or are ready for an evasive maneuver while driving.

2. Fucking torn up fat white trash. Usually with bare feet on the dash of their man's (body lifted) '95 dodge ram. Bare feet because they don't own any shoes/are too lazy to tie them up and spread eagle on the dash so that they can get the AC to blow on their chaffed VD-ridden burning crotch as well as to form a "shelf" that they can support their 72oz coke on.

Annoys the shit out of me.
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      07-23-2010, 07:37 AM   #9
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I was driving coworkers around for lunch and the chick in the front seat was using the cup holder to hold her coffee. The flimsy paper cup barely fit in the holder, full to the brim, and only covered with a cheap plastic lid. All I could think about was how this coffee was going to explode on my front seats if I hit the smallest bump. I know everyone was wondering why I was driving like a grampa but I didn't give a fuck.
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I was driving coworkers around for lunch and the chick in the front seat was using the cup holder to hold her coffee. The flimsy paper cup barely fit in the holder, full to the brim, and only covered with a cheap plastic lid. All I could think about was how this coffee was going to explode on my front seats if I hit the smallest bump. I know everyone was wondering why I was driving like a grampa but I didn't give a fuck.
Yeah unless you were planning to PIITB, I'd have shot that down immediately. Hold it or dump it...
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      07-23-2010, 08:57 AM   #11
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Leaving hairs in my car. I actually caught one girl looking of the hair she left in my car. WTF?
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young, stupid blonde girls in the marina district of SF driving land rovers, range overs and other large SUVs as if they were 911s (example--tailgaiting, swerving, etc). i think cali should mandate a basic phyics exam w/ each drivers test...
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      07-23-2010, 10:00 AM   #13
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I hate it when my gf wears a skirt and leave a snail trail on my leather seats...


I hate it when I have to wash off the ride after leaving their hand marks all over the hood
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She doesn't do anything but sit there and talk. No feet on the dashboard, not taking off a shoe and sitting on your leg. She actually doesn't do anything that I hate. It's when I have random female friends in the car that I start to go crazy. If I drive when we go to bars they almost always kick the seats, center console (back middle seat), scuff plates, etc.
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      07-23-2010, 10:50 AM   #15
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Hate it when they close the doors using the windows, leaving ugly fingerprints.
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      07-23-2010, 10:53 AM   #16
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Talk. I don't care about Lady Gaga or the new Lily Pulitzer or the Kardashians or who you saw at Starbucks earlier or what she was wearing and why it looked like shit or a cute puppy you saw or that you think I shouldn't work/watch sports so much or Justin Beiber.
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      07-23-2010, 10:57 AM   #17
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Never in my car(s), but what completely enrages me is when I see girls have their feet up on the dash/in the window/in the seat.

Regardless of the fact that it is completely unsafe (and really unsanitary) this isn't a fucking papasan chair. Your feet go in the floor bitch not on the dash.
My gf does this when I drive her car and she is riding in the passenger seat. I don't care if she does it in her car, but she's done it my car before and I got so pissed. I hate when people leave fingerprints all over my windows, let alone footprints on the front windshield! She knows not to put her feet up on my dash anymore.
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      07-23-2010, 11:03 AM   #18
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squirting.....Happened a few times and it is near impossible to clean it up. It soaks into the leather.
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      07-23-2010, 11:04 AM   #19
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My gf tends to put her feet up on the dash and she's always playing with her hair and taking strands out. Luckily she lets the hair go out the sunroof so it doesn't get stuck in my car, lol. I honestly don't care though. She's fun to have around and I detail the car every week anyway.
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      07-23-2010, 11:47 AM   #20
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Hate it when they close the doors using the windows, leaving ugly fingerprints.
OMFG I hate that shit!!!!! why not just use the stupid door handle...


1. I also hate when their nails are long and they go to grab the door handle and you just know in your heart that here comes that dreaded scratch behind the door handle...

2. They take the visor down and look in the mirror while your trying to make a turn...

3. get in the car but not before kicking everything in sight including the damn seat.

4. taking off the seat belt so fast it flys and hits the window scratching the tint(old car)... sticking to seat belts how about when they take it off slow but never puts it back in it's place so it's left to dangle there and ends up falling in the doorway then she slams the door...

5. has her purse in her hand and tries to open the door with the same hand rubbing the purse with pointy objects sticking out of it...

6. When they go to put something in your trunk and then rest it on the bumper.

7. eat or drink in my car and then leave all their shit on the floor.

8. get in the back seat and kick everything in sight including the center console, seat backs, door sills and side skirt. I've actually had a girl leave her shoe print on my seat WTF

9. constantly ask you to change the song...

10. when driving at night and put on a light in the car then leave it on so you come back later only to find out that a light has been on in your car for about 5hrs.

11. lean up against the car and then talk about how silky the paint is and try to demonstrate it to me that it is slick...


Sorry for the long list... Just speaking from previous experience...
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      07-23-2010, 11:52 AM   #21
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this reminds me of a story from a friend a few days ago.

They had been talking for about a week and they finally met up at her house. They got hungry so they went to taco bell, on the way there she starts flipping through his glovebox, and the armrest. Not flipping thru papers or anything but kinda glancing around. She then procedes to look at his iphone, it was locked so she couldnt get in.

Finally, they get back to her house and sit down to eat. He takes one bite of his chalupa, puts it down. She reaches over without asking and takes a big chomp off.

He looks at her, then looks at the chalupa, then back at her. Packed up what was left of the food and dumped her on the spot and bounced.
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      07-23-2010, 11:56 AM   #22
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I hate it when they tell me to slow down, which place to go park, slam the passenger door, just stfu and sit!
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