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      04-20-2010, 11:55 AM   #1
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An oldie but goodie ....Hope it's not a repeat.

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me,and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because
she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
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there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car
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Read it before, but awesome joke non-the-less. Worth the re-read!
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Definitely a repeat. Damn, I was hoping for some new material too
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i read the version with the mother
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