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      06-25-2010, 05:27 PM   #1
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      06-25-2010, 09:26 PM   #2
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Lol... This thread has potential.
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      06-26-2010, 03:19 AM   #3
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Poor Food == Poor Packaging ??? (No Offence, I know you aren't poor lol).
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      06-26-2010, 09:20 AM   #5
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This is hilarious. I bitch about this every time I make Mac-n-cheese. Why the fuck do they even bother. The "to open push here" is the analogous to the "Door Close" button on an elevator; they both don't do shit and they're just there to piss you off.

Oh and Kraft Mac-n-Cheese isn't poor food. That's what store brands are. Kraft is gewd!
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      06-26-2010, 10:13 AM   #6
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Mac -n-Cheese sucks. But I do hate cheese, so that's probably why.
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      06-27-2010, 05:01 PM   #7
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I ended up just ripping the entire top of the box off... as usual. Why must Kraft forsake us like this!!!????
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      06-27-2010, 06:05 PM   #8
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Mac -n-Cheese sucks. But I do hate cheese, so that's probably why.
You hate all cheese? That's one of the saddest things i've ever heard...like I hate chocolate or beer.

One of the few things that causes me to lose my cool is excessive hunger. I can see the OP trying to open this box of mac-n-cheese. It's late afternoon, he hasn't eaten a thing all day. On a full stomach he writes programs for missile targeting radar or something like that...but now he's gone primal. Needs food, can't think straight...god damn box of mac-n-cheese won't open. That bullshit open here area just bends...it's like battle of the bulge...it gives, but will not break. Profanity that would garner the respect of a trucker. Eyes are all welled up with tears. He gives up...defeated, box mangled. Pours a bowl of cereal, goes to the fridge. Unopened half gallon carton of milk...with another open hear area...it refuses to open. Last thing the OP does before putting a shotgun in his mouth is post that picture on E90post.
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Needs food, can't think straight...god damn box of mac-n-cheese won't open.
yet, he has the self control necessary to whip out his camera, take a picture, and post it on OT while he nonchalantly goes back to make mince meat of the box
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yet, he has the self control necessary to whip out his camera, take a picture, and post it on OT while he nonchalantly goes back to make mince meat of the box
Crap, there goes my theory...good catch.

Wait...here's the explanation: He is obviously a child of this media crazed generation...whipping out his iphone, taking a camera pic, and uploading it to this forum is an unconscious reflex...like breathing.
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that shit is the worst... I think they put that stupid open here just to throw you off and piss you off even more. Child proof
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i used to hate these mother fuckers

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The only thing missing from this thread is the video of that fat mom acting like a stripper with her kids and pouring the box of mac all over her.
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      06-28-2010, 01:47 PM   #14
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dude you spend too much on milk... Whole foods milk? That shit is mad expensive! You mix it with cereal and mac n' cheese!
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I ended up just ripping the entire top of the box off... as usual. Why must Kraft forsake us like this!!!????
Why act like you took this picture? I saw it on digg last week as well.
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Whole paycheck foods...
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dude you spend too much on milk... Whole foods milk? That shit is mad expensive! You mix it with cereal and mac n' cheese!
thats a pic off google for emphasis

i buy regular 2%
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