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Baby .1-3" 5 8.47%
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      06-06-2010, 10:14 PM   #111
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OT posts dont count
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TRUE. You my *****.
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Lol I know. You just lurk, and use hit and run posts.
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Op for a smart guy you are a little off in this thread. 8 inches is huge. if you have a 6 inch penis you are bigger than 70% of guys average 5-6. probably 5,5 should be considered average. dont think a girl will complain unless she has big vagiba
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i will be dead fucking honest, im 8" with A LOT of girth, im also 6 foot 7 so im proportionate
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i will be dead fucking honest, im 6" with A MODERATE AMOUNT of girth, im also 6 foot 7 so im proportionate





At least someone was honest ITT.
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Op for a smart guy you are a little off in this thread. 8 inches is huge. if you have a 6 inch penis you are bigger than 70% of guys average 5-6. probably 5,5 should be considered average. dont think a girl will complain unless she has big vagiba
I am pretty big... It's not a good thing. Guys are always like yeah big dicks rock, but no a lot of girls can't take a bigger dick, at least not at first it sucks ass.

My ex it took her two weeks to get used to it, but if we went hard or did it a lot she would get torn up.

I fucking hated it, one time we couldn't have sex for 2 weeks.

So no a big dick is not that great, unless you want to bang skanks and get aids.

Oh and good luck fucking your gf in the ass, yeah like she is going to take it for her first time, nope.
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they should do a study with bmw drivers/ porsche drivers/vw audi,lexusect
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they all have small penises
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