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Baby .1-3" 5 8.47%
Small 3.1-5.9" 2 3.39%
Average 6-8" 29 49.15%
Large 8-11" 9 15.25%
Horse 12" and up 14 23.73%
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      06-06-2010, 07:06 PM   #89
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well. what can i say, i buy my condoms from spencers , the ones that fit around your pinky finger.....
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      06-06-2010, 07:44 PM   #90
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Women usually prefer girth but yeah if i had a foot long or even 8 i would pull it out and show it off. big penises are for neanderthals not evolved/aliens from the far ea$t

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i made a thread like this already search pull the ruler out
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      06-06-2010, 07:53 PM   #92
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Women usually prefer girth but yeah if i had a foot long or even 8 i would pull it out and show it off. big penises are for neanderthals not evolved/aliens from the far ea$t
We are not the same I am a martian.
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      06-06-2010, 08:18 PM   #93
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      06-06-2010, 08:24 PM   #94
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so approach my phantom doors with caution
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But I'm hotter than summer rain, like Carl Thomas. Glock load, ready to aim at any target. I can get your brains for a bargain, like I bought 'em from Target.
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      06-06-2010, 09:15 PM   #96
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But I'm hotter than summer rain, like Carl Thomas. Glock load, ready to aim at any target. I can get your brains for a bargain, like I bought 'em from Target.
haha we arent on the same page, my lyrics was from another song
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      06-06-2010, 09:17 PM   #97
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haha we arent on the same page, my lyrics was from another song
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i was hoping you of all people would recognize it
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do you know what song i was talking about now
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Still don't I need some enlightenment.
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      06-06-2010, 09:26 PM   #102
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my life-game ft wayne
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Ah.. so I guess you already know where mine came from
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      06-06-2010, 09:33 PM   #104
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duh, i like my life better

have you heard the song?
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      06-06-2010, 09:39 PM   #105
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duh, i like my life better

have you heard the song?
Yeah man that joint goes hard, I just couldn't pick the line out.

Another track that fell victim to Lil Wayne's autotune LOL. The drums and piano knocked on it, though.
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      06-06-2010, 09:47 PM   #106
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Yeah man that joint goes hard, I just couldn't pick the line out.

Another track that fell victim to Lil Wayne's autotune LOL. The drums and piano knocked on it, though.
yea but game killed the song, you need to step it up Bav you cant let this white guy show you up on the rap
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yea but game killed the song, you need to step it up Bav you cant let this white guy show you up on the rap
Dude you are like a black dude inside of a white dude. Not trapped, just dormant


I did like House of Pain on L.A.X. though.
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I did like House of Pain on L.A.X. though.





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