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      06-06-2010, 12:25 AM   #45
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How would you know?

I'm in the Adult Entertainment biz, so huge to me is at least 16"
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      06-06-2010, 12:29 AM   #46
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I'm in the Adult Entertainment biz, so huge to me is at least 16"
I used to live where Collin used to live. We fucked so many times.
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      06-06-2010, 12:32 AM   #47
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He lived in Enterprise, AL. You lived in Belle Chase, LA?

Lol are those close?
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      06-06-2010, 12:34 AM   #48
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He lived in Enterprise, AL. You lived in Belle Chase, LA?

Lol are those close?
I havent lived in Belle Chasse since 9th grade lol
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      06-06-2010, 12:34 AM   #49
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I havent lived in Belle Chasse since 9th grade lol
You've lived in SLUT that long?
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No, I've only been in Salt Lake for 2 years. So there's 8 years unaccounted for.
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      06-06-2010, 12:36 AM   #51
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No, I've only been in Salt Lake for 2 years. So there's 8 years unaccounted for.
I investigated
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I will investigate.

Carriere, MS.
Are you stalking me? How'd you know about that address?
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      06-06-2010, 12:39 AM   #53
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My profession. I will stealth edit!
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      06-06-2010, 12:41 AM   #54
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ok, where I am living right now then. PM me your answer.
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      06-06-2010, 12:42 AM   #55
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      06-06-2010, 12:44 AM   #56
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ok, where I am living right now then. PM me your answer.
Ehh, I can't track you right now, but I think that you live east of 15 and N of 80. Could very well be wrong. Actually found some stuff.

In the Valley?
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      06-06-2010, 12:46 AM   #57
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      06-06-2010, 12:47 AM   #58
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Holy fuck. This is creepy.
It's my job. I have mad security clearances. I am Mr. Fox from Pulp Fiction.

No more creepiness. No this is just an example to watch out what you put on the internet.
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Can you find shit about me?
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In the Valley?
I am indeed east of I-15 but just south of I-80..but very very close... holy shit
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Ehh... Would take a whole lot of time. Her's is easy, because I already knew where to start.
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No more creepiness. No this is just an example to watch out what you put on the internet.



:yawn: Your constant stealth edits can't escape my watch.
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I am indeed east of I-15 but just south of I-80..but very very close... holy shit
Damn, yeah I thought that you were just north of 80. I know the Latitude, just the Longitude was a bit iffy. No big deal if I needed to black bag you it would be super easy.


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How did you know where to start?
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