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Baby .1-3" 5 8.47%
Small 3.1-5.9" 2 3.39%
Average 6-8" 29 49.15%
Large 8-11" 9 15.25%
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      06-05-2010, 06:24 PM   #23
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      06-05-2010, 06:35 PM   #24
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I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days.
I've had two girls "on the pill" they tried gold digging me.
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      06-05-2010, 06:36 PM   #25
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I've had two girls "on the pill" they tried gold digging me.




That's not good...
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      06-05-2010, 06:37 PM   #26
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That's not good...
Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.
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      06-05-2010, 06:41 PM   #27
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Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.
Now I know why you go through girlfriends like crazy. Your ego is so fuckin huge, girls can't take it for more that a couple months max.
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      06-05-2010, 06:41 PM   #28
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Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.





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      06-05-2010, 06:42 PM   #29
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Just thought Id share the contents of my center console

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      06-05-2010, 06:44 PM   #30
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      06-05-2010, 06:47 PM   #31
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it's a public poll. in that case....
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      06-05-2010, 07:54 PM   #33
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So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.
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      06-05-2010, 08:09 PM   #34
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Most of you are liars.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...d=90588&page=1

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      06-05-2010, 08:57 PM   #35
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Most of you are liars.

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      06-05-2010, 09:12 PM   #36
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So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.
Dick Inches:

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
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fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
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      06-05-2010, 09:15 PM   #37
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So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.
knowing how many asians are on the site, that sounds about right
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      06-05-2010, 09:21 PM   #38
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Haha, we got a reply out of someone.
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      06-05-2010, 09:23 PM   #39
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knowing how many asians are on the site, that sounds about right
I'm German. Have you ever watched German porn? Well ignore the shat and 5 guys on one chick, but notice something? Master Race for a reason...
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      06-06-2010, 12:11 AM   #40
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Saras is bigger than mine
Collin's is decent but he's got nothing on me
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      06-06-2010, 12:19 AM   #41
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A Wild Sara Appeared!
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      06-06-2010, 12:23 AM   #43
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So your clit is bigger than Collin's dick? That's disturbing Sara.
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      06-06-2010, 12:24 AM   #44
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So your clit is bigger than Collin's dick? That's disturbing Sara.
Collin's dick is huge, I lose
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