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      06-03-2010, 07:16 PM   #45
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      06-03-2010, 07:20 PM   #46
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you guys are crazy, she LATINA!!! Imagine her rolling those RRR's on your dick, and DAT ASS
the surname is shitalian not latin..
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      06-03-2010, 07:26 PM   #47
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google joran vander sloot and post athread for me please. hate this phone.
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And most spanish girls have like 5 bfs and are low maint but not my thing. something about body odor that is not too appealing.
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      06-03-2010, 07:36 PM   #49
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And most spanish girls have like 5 bfs and are low maint but not my thing. something about body odor that is not too appealing.


You mean baby father's, right?
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      06-03-2010, 07:38 PM   #50
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You mean baby father's, right?
its baby daddys man, and you're black
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      06-03-2010, 07:41 PM   #51
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I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw
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I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw
finally a comment i understand and think is funny
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      06-03-2010, 07:55 PM   #53
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its baby daddys man, and you're black
I can't be ghetto in all my posts, man. Only the OT guys know I'm black. The rest of the forum probably sees me as some smartass LOL.

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I meant boyfriends. girls are best when not broken in. low mileage. certified preowned for girls ftmfw


I don't do brand new either, though. NEVER.
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I don't do brand new either, though. NEVER.
I like my cars and girls the same way. Let me explain. I love buying a car when it's almost new, well taken care of and has no major problems. I take care of my car. I baby it, make sure it's always healthy and has what it needs. When it comes to play time, I drive it like it's meant to be driven. I drive it long and hard. If I don't like how it performs, well, it's on to the next one.
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Lol i need grammar lesson in exchange for lessons on trolling internet forums. what i meant was yeah get a young virgin but if you cant get one then find one that has barely fucked and young, checked out by a doctor coolnot too crazy girl not saying i would never fucked a 33 yo single mom but it would be a very rare case and she would have to be off the hook. 33 yo single mom working at bank branch=damaged/wrecked
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I like my cars and girls the same way. Let me explain. I love buying a car when it's almost new, well taken care of and has no major problems. I take care of my car. I baby it, make sure it's always healthy and has what it needs. When it comes to play time, I drive it like it's meant to be driven. I drive it long and hard. If I don't like how it performs, well, it's on to the next one.
+1

I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.

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Lol i need grammar lesson in exchange for lessons on trolling internet forums. what i meant was yeah get a young virgin but if you cant get one then find one that has barely fucked and young, checked out by a doctor coolnot too crazy girl not saying i would never fucked a 33 yo single mom but it would be a very rare case and she would have to be off the hook. 33 yo single mom working at bank branch=damaged/wrecked
LOL just read my posts, man. Grammatically perfect

I'm talking to this 30 year old mom in Canada. She's got three kiddies.
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I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.
Same here man.
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I'm usually pretty easygoing with my cars. But when showtime comes, I deliver. I can squeeze all I want out of it as well as bring the climax down slowly.

Damn I want another girlfriend now.



LOL just read my posts, man. Grammatically perfect

I'm talking to this 30 year old mom in Canada. She's got three kiddies.
srs?
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I'd be more inclined to believe jealous female coworkers ratted her out, not the straight hetero men....

If it was in fact the dudes, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
+1.

I wish we had more good looking women like her at my workplace.
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      06-03-2010, 08:30 PM   #60
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Very srs. We aren't talking that srs, but I would srsly do her in a heartbeat.
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Very srs. We aren't talking that srs, but I would srsly do her in a heartbeat.
3 kids? im sorry but i couldnt do it bro, i dated a chick with a small kid for a little while, worst thing ive ever done...
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3 kids? im sorry but i couldnt do it bro, i dated a chick with a small kid for a little while, worst thing ive ever done...
I meant I would fuck her. I would NEVER date a chick with a kid. They will always have that bond to the fucker they are no longer with; the child is a constant reminder of what happened before you came along. Sex is different

But getting them to not become attached, that's another story.
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Webcam?
Yeah. Phone, webcam, BBM. I really just want to fuck her, now. She's a sweetie, too. Real down to earth.

She's just 30 with three kids.
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Are you jamacian or jamacian like mr nice guy?
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      06-03-2010, 09:18 PM   #66
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A little of both More nice than cutthroat Jamaican, though.

LOL at saying Jamaican and then Jamaican nice guy
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