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      06-02-2010, 08:23 PM   #23
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i'd do her but she definitely wont win any beauty pageants...
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      06-02-2010, 09:10 PM   #24
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i don't own a company quite yet, but i'll hire her on the spot. no references needed.
I'd like to be her fellow co-worker.
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      06-02-2010, 09:18 PM   #25
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you guys are crazy, she LATINA!!! Imagine her rolling those RRR's on your dick, and DAT ASS
Ohhh the imagery

She also seems to favor Christian Louboutin stilettos. She must have gotten some pretty good pay, as those snakeskins can run easily into the $900+ range. Unless she had them before she started working there.

(I'm into fashion. Sue me )
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      06-02-2010, 09:46 PM   #26
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Lol my BMW dealer has the hottest fucking chick as a receptionist in Service. My dealer was telling me about her, saying you should try with her she is hot and nobody has succeeded.

I waltz over to service and damn... fucking super hot red head (YUM MY FAVORITE)... I didn't at first flirt, but was nice flashed smiles, etc.

Well anyways after two days of going to the dealer (not just an excuse) I got her number, but she had two kids... I do not do younger girls with kids I'm sorry. Cougars hell fucking yeah, but young kids nope.
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      06-02-2010, 11:04 PM   #27
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I'd swipe my card and make a deposit.
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      06-02-2010, 11:18 PM   #28
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I'd wreck her.
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      06-03-2010, 01:37 PM   #29
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Oh hell yeah she's hot enough, I'd hit it
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      06-03-2010, 01:53 PM   #30
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Thats natural for Latinas to dress that way.
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      06-03-2010, 06:16 PM   #31
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Meh shes not that hot. shes a working woman lol. re a l ladies don't work they travel the world.
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      06-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #32
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Meh shes not that hot. shes a working woman lol. re a l ladies don't work they travel the world.
your judgment doesn't count. didn't you mack on the toll booth chick?
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      06-03-2010, 06:27 PM   #33
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I'll let her work for me anyday
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      06-03-2010, 06:31 PM   #34
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your judgment doesn't count. didn't you mack on the toll booth chick?
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      06-03-2010, 06:34 PM   #35
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She was a teacher and when i worked in the city i used to pick up models walking down th street and hotter girls than most forum members here wouldnt even approach drunk. and back to topic, you can fire somebody for any reason usually but this is discrimination so i doubt this is true. isnt it a pig filing the lawsuit.
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      06-03-2010, 06:38 PM   #36
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Way hotter girl s throwing themselves at me after like 3 words at the most. in elevators, walking down the street thats the great thing about ny, the hottest ones aare usually available if you play your cards right. The $5,000 suit doesn't hurt but who wears suits when they don't have to work?.
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      06-03-2010, 06:49 PM   #37
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Way hotter girl s throwing themselves at me after like 3 words at the most. in elevators, walking down the street thats the great thing about ny, the hottest ones aare usually available if you play your cards right. The $5,000 suit doesn't hurt but who wears suits when they don't have to work?.
That sentence contained perfect grammar, and was actually a very nice metaphor.
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you can be my ghostwriter b.. how does korean guy goes beserk sound? in store 4/20 or a mtv show where internet douchbags get together and own each other. that would be hillarious.
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      06-03-2010, 07:07 PM   #39
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you can be my ghostwriter b.. how does korean guy goes beserk sound? in store 4/20 or a mtv show where internet douchbags get together and own each other. that would be hillarious.
honestly this is the first post of yours that i had to read several times and still can't understand.
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      06-03-2010, 07:21 PM   #40
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you can be my ghostwriter b.. how does korean guy goes beserk sound? in store 4/20 or a mtv show where internet douchbags get together and own each other. that would be hillarious.
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honestly this is the first post of yours that i had to read several times and still can't understand.


ROFL.
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      06-03-2010, 07:24 PM   #41
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      06-03-2010, 07:35 PM   #42
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shes hot and all but, Ive seen hotter girls working at banks.
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      06-03-2010, 07:35 PM   #43
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I'd hit it... then quit it.
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honestly this is the first post of yours that i had to read several times and still can't understand.
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bavarian can be my ghostwriter for a book about a n alien from outer space who came to earth to destroy the assholes of douchebag bmw forums drivers. or a tv show on mtv that he could write about internet douchebags getting a chance to battle it out on national tv. thread hijacked? settle it on owned. whack off contest for the haters on this forum. its funny how people that should be of above average intelligence can't understand my posts. i'll tutor you but its not gng to be less than a g. This is my post graduate school class on posting in off topic bmw forums. take notes. ill get a hot ta for you but thats not free either. haha
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