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      05-30-2010, 09:37 PM   #23
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      05-30-2010, 09:40 PM   #24
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damnit i deleted that bc i didnt want to derail JH's thread, back on topic


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      05-30-2010, 10:21 PM   #26
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      05-30-2010, 10:27 PM   #27
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      05-30-2010, 10:31 PM   #28
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Nailing a guy from 1800 meters.
This thread is abount non-sexual feelings. JK

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      05-30-2010, 10:32 PM   #29
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Finishing your last test/essay at the end of the semester/final's week.
Listening to this...

[u2b]barLaHrtvoM&feature=player_embedded#![/u2b]

Actually that song is overrated... Now this is sex. I had some insane sex the other week to this song... Didn't PIITB, sorry.

[u2b]-oaHHrNQVrg&feature=player_embedded[/u2b]
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      05-30-2010, 10:55 PM   #30
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      05-30-2010, 11:03 PM   #31
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Damn... that's a good one.
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you guys can just PM me your girlfriends or wives phone numbers... sounds like I got a lot of work to do on your behalf
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      05-31-2010, 12:09 AM   #33
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you guys can just PM me your girlfriends or wives phone numbers... sounds like I got a lot of work to do on your behalf
NON sexual man, read the thread
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funny you say that because i just raped chipotle after the beach today
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