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      05-30-2010, 05:09 PM   #1
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Devouring chipotle after a long day at the beach

Waking up in the middle of the night and drinking a cold cup of water
this is such a great feeling. tossing and turning for a few minutes before finally getting up for a drink and then you pass out the VERY second you hit the bed

and holy shit i want chipotle now
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I didn't (yet). But I'd imagine it to be thoroughly satisfying.
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