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      05-30-2010, 05:09 PM   #1
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post the best non-sexual feelings itt

a cigarette after a really big meal
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...err I mean that special feeling you get after an exhausting car detail.
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      05-30-2010, 06:59 PM   #10
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Definitely a nice long steady piss, with more than 2 shakes at the end.
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      05-30-2010, 08:52 PM   #11
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snorting a big line of oxycontin after a long drive across town to pick one up ...
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Devouring chipotle after a long day at the beach

Waking up in the middle of the night and drinking a cold cup of water
this is such a great feeling. tossing and turning for a few minutes before finally getting up for a drink and then you pass out the VERY second you hit the bed

and holy shit i want chipotle now
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I didn't (yet). But I'd imagine it to be thoroughly satisfying.
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