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      05-18-2010, 02:10 AM   #23
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You lie. I bet that you have stage 7 super herpes.
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      05-18-2010, 02:11 AM   #24
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You lie. I bet that you have stage 7 super herpes.
Stage 12 Doppleganger herpetic lesions of the cocknballs. My nut fell out last night.
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      05-18-2010, 02:12 AM   #25
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Stage 12 Doppleganger herpetic lesions of the cocknballs. My nut fell out last night.
The truth is out.
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The truth is out.
I gave it to Dan. His tongue and oropharynx looked like a piece to steak beaten with a set of cleats. You dont even want to see his butthole. Think muddy pit + ketchup bottle explosion.
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Come to think about it, may be a saliva sample.
blood test - std screen.
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      05-18-2010, 02:34 AM   #28
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blood test - std screen.
You virus type via blood panel? Wasn't aware. Good to know.

I know you can detect it with a smear for Cowrdry A bodies. Didn't know you could type. Good stuff.
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You virus type via blood panel? Wasn't aware. Good to know.

I know you can detect it with a smear for Cowrdry A bodies. Didn't know you could type. Good stuff.
i mean, that's the test i had done, they took some blood and tested for a whole bunch of std's at once inc herpes type 1 and 2
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i mean, that's the test i had done, they took some blood and tested for a whole bunch of std's at once inc herpes type 1 and 2
Gotcha.

Finishing up my first year. Learned a shit ton of pathology. Its hard to keep track of it all.
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I gave it to Dan. His tongue and oropharynx looked like a piece to steak beaten with a set of cleats. You dont even want to see his butthole. Think muddy pit + ketchup bottle explosion.


oh lawd
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      05-18-2010, 03:49 AM   #33
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Things to avoid to prevent further outbreaks (i am absolutely serious):
- chocolate
- any type of nut (they are high in arginine, an amino acid the herpes virus uses to replicate)
- stress

Just be sure to get lots of rest whenever possible.
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      05-18-2010, 05:57 AM   #34
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Hey guys,

This is a serious post. I shared a drink with my friend about a week to 2 weeks ago. At the time we were rushing to get in the club so we just pre-gamed and drank straight from the bottle, with me taking the last swig right after my friend, who has major outbreaks (coldsores) every 2 weeks. At the time I totally forgot about the fact that he has this problem, and being the idiot that I was, I drank from the bottle without thinking about it (I had an open cut on my lip too). Currently, I am having coldsore outbreaks on my outer lip, I am fuckin' paranoid right now. I read somewhere that this Type 1 virus may transmit to other parts of the body, specifically the genital area. Can I give myself genital herpes (I wash my face prior to washing my body in the shower)? Sorry if this was poorly written, its 1:30 in the morning and I'm worrying like crazy. Any input would be much interested. Thanks.

It won't transmit to the genital area.
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It won't transmit to the genital area.
Why?
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      05-18-2010, 10:04 AM   #36
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This is a reason why i dont share my spliffs. Stay away from sores and strangers, and you'll be ok. generally. lol
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This is a reason why i dont share my spliffs. Stay away from sores and strangers, and you'll be ok. generally. lol
i have NEVER got a cold sore, call me lucky i guess...i did have a guy i know roll up and smoke with me and some friends and he has brohncitis i was sick for a week
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i have NEVER got a cold sore, call me lucky i guess...i did have a guy i know roll up and smoke with me and some friends and he has brohncitis i was sick for a week
yeah the problem is catching cold/flu from smoking buddies. thats the only constant/real threat i deal with. Consequently, im sick quite often. But no matter how sick i am, i will consume the herb . Smoking wen u got the cold is refreshing, getting rid of all that mucus in your throat.... it has its benefits lol
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      05-18-2010, 12:08 PM   #39
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      05-18-2010, 12:11 PM   #40
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Question: When your buddy does have outbreaks how bad is it?

Like on a scale from 1-10 if this is an 8:




Where would your buddy be?
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      05-18-2010, 12:15 PM   #41
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Man that sucks... Fuck your friend for not having the proper restraint... Seriously, if I had herpes or even just a cold sore I would be careful as fuck about it. I get kankersores (sp?) often and I make sure that I tread carefully.
I am pretty sure fucking his friend will make the problem worse
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      05-18-2010, 05:00 PM   #42
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I am pretty sure fucking his friend will make the problem worse
Not if its just oral HSV and they have buttsex.

On a side note. Be careful about touching your eyes. You can get it there too.
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Not if its just oral HSV and they have buttsex.

On a side note. Be careful about touching your eyes. You can get it there too.
ahh.. never thought of it like that, I always thought buttsex involved rim jobs.
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ahh.. never thought of it like that, I always thought buttsex involved rim jobs.
Nah just grab a bottle of anal lube, not saliva necessary, or rimming. A couple of drops and slam it in there!
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