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      03-03-2010, 01:14 PM   #1
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A man who lived in an apartment thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

He looked up to see where it came from just in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

"Yes, " She said, "could you bring it up?"

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.

As she was very attractive he agreed.

Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.

As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
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      03-03-2010, 01:58 PM   #4
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I love a good bad joke.
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I love a good bad joke.
yeah. always give me a chuckle.
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Meh. This is probably your worse one, Tondtar
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HAHA, Love this joke. Nice!
The first 3 can STFU ....and you are my best bud now, Hawkeye.
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The first 3 can STFU ....and you are my best bud now, Hawkeye.
Hey dick I said I liked it It's a bad joke, but it's a good bad joke. That's entirely my type of humor.
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Hey dick I said I liked it It's a bad joke, but it's a good bad joke. That's entirely my type of humor.
I was ing and not being . You off da hook.
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I think I was the first one to read the thread but didn't comment. lol I wanted to see what others say before I join in and say that that was a very bad joke. freaking tondtar
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I liked it.
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