90 Year Old Man

Louie A · 01-04-2007, 01:02 AM

A 90 year old is having his annual check up and the Doc asks him how he is feeling. ‘Never better, never better. I’ve got a 22 year old wife who’s pregnant and having my child.’

The Doctor thought about this for a while and responded.. ‘Let me tell you a story. I knew an elderly man who loved hunting. He never missed a season. But one day he left home in a hurry, instead of his gun, he accidentally grabbed his umbrella. There he was in the wetlands when suddenly a duck appeared in front of him. He lifted up the umbrella, pointed it at the duck and squeezed the handle.

Do you know what happened?’ The old man shook his head. ‘No, no idea.’ ‘Well the duck dropped dead in front of him.’ ‘But that’s impossible.’ Said the patient. ‘Someone else must have shot that duck for him.’ ‘My point exaclty,’ said the Doctor.

///Matt · 01-04-2007, 02:21 AM

OUCH! lol

ZuerstBMW · 01-04-2007, 02:48 AM

HAHA, GOOD ONE.

Josh49 · 01-04-2007, 01:43 PM

HAHAHA!!!

vladinecko · 01-04-2007, 01:50 PM

LOL, that is a good one

longtran · 01-05-2007, 12:06 PM

LOL.

awesome · 01-05-2007, 02:59 PM

hahaha

Brunotheboxer · 01-05-2007, 03:40 PM

Richwm · 01-05-2007, 03:43 PM

good one

Chris.G · 01-05-2007, 07:56 PM

HaHa, thats real good

Caster · 01-06-2007, 07:22 PM

nice..had to think about it for a second haha...

01-04-2007, 01:02 AM	#1
Louie A Dishonorably Discharged Drives: 2011 550i M-Sport Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SoCal Posts: 175 iTrader: (3)	90 Year Old Man A 90 year old is having his annual check up and the Doc asks him how he is feeling. ‘Never better, never better. I’ve got a 22 year old wife who’s pregnant and having my child.’ The Doctor thought about this for a while and responded.. ‘Let me tell you a story. I knew an elderly man who loved hunting. He never missed a season. But one day he left home in a hurry, instead of his gun, he accidentally grabbed his umbrella. There he was in the wetlands when suddenly a duck appeared in front of him. He lifted up the umbrella, pointed it at the duck and squeezed the handle. Do you know what happened?’ The old man shook his head. ‘No, no idea.’ ‘Well the duck dropped dead in front of him.’ ‘But that’s impossible.’ Said the patient. ‘Someone else must have shot that duck for him.’ ‘My point exaclty,’ said the Doctor.
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01-04-2007, 02:48 AM	#3
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01-04-2007, 02:21 AM	#2
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