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      11-13-2006, 12:15 PM   #23
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      11-13-2006, 12:16 PM   #24
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Sit your roomy down and have a serious talk with him and lay down some ground rules. You see like a really nice guy and he may be taking advantage of that. Be firm and let him know this has got to stop. Don't have to ruin the party but all that mess was unecessary.
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      11-13-2006, 01:01 PM   #25
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Sit your roomy down and have a serious talk with him and lay down some ground rules. You see like a really nice guy and he may be taking advantage of that. Be firm and let him know this has got to stop. Don't have to ruin the party but all that mess was unecessary.
haha he denied knowing a friend had puked there... im like uhhh... theres like 1/4 handle of vodka left... if u guys drank all that im pretty sure somebody threw up... geez. cant wait till thanksgiving break...
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      11-13-2006, 01:21 PM   #26
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FUCK THAT! payback is a bitch.... always. what u gotta do is FUCK him UP!.. heres how to do so. ive tried this once, worked like a charm.

wen he has friends over, make sure to join em. SET UP HIDDEN CAMERAS. get some Spanish fly (Illegal in america, but im sure ur local drug dealer has em lol) and put it in their drinks, along with some "HORNY GOAT" capules (break them apart, pour the powder in their drinks). then, make sure u go in ur room, lock the door, and make sure u order urself some pizza, a 2litre pepsi/coke/7up, and enjoy the fucking show. the next morning, make sure to "watch your step" as an orgy will have occured.

yea, u guessed it by now, spanish fly = sexual stimulant. it makes u fuck anything that moves lol, no joke. ull go gay in a matter of seconds. the trick is to make sure its just a bunch of guys, no girls. once thats done, enjoy blackmailing him with the video tapes of his buddies. they threaten you? just lie and say u have it uploaded on a remote ftp, and gave sum1 else the pass incase they fuck with you. THEY WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY FOR LIFE. hahah but this may be a little extreme... but i think its worth it... in other words:

Spanish Fly: 20$
4 packs of horny goat: 28$
3 mini-pinhole spycameras: 300$
papa johns pizza: 20$
blackmailing your friends with the Gay Orgy video tape that they starred in: priceless.
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      11-13-2006, 01:22 PM   #27
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ohh... but prepare to clean up (or have them clean up) some love stains in the morning lol
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whoa talk about EXTREME!!!! That's more scary than cool.
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      11-13-2006, 01:30 PM   #29
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uhh... ur pretty angry huh... haha

but thanks for the advice i suppose... haha most people around me are the kinda guys who yell "MAN UP" so you deal, stop bitchin, and move on... haha
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      11-13-2006, 02:24 PM   #30
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In a situation like this I usually ask my friend Marcellus Wallace what he would do:

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Marcellus: I'd call a couple of hard pipe-hitting *****z to go to work on the holmes with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

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If he doesn't respond to talking. Rub his nose in the filth.
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He sounded so calm too lol with dots and stuff..
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The actions of your roomie and his "friends" is deplorable...but we need more information.

Whose name is on the lease? If you are the main lessee, kick his ass out; if he's the lessee, prepare an exit strategy and move on. I expect that housing in the South Bay area of L.A. is expensive but nothing compared to NYC or other metropolitan areas. If you need the physical location because of school or job, that's where to start looking for a new roommate; if you aren't tethered to your physical locale, find a better neighborhood.

And, this is the important part: do a better job of screening your roommates. Unless this guy has suddenly picked up new bad habits you probably knew he was a jerk before you became roommates. You've had your share of problems, it's time to find a roomie who has matured at a rate similar to your own instead of a juvenile jerk. Maybe girls?
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FUCK THAT! payback is a bitch.... always. what u gotta do is FUCK him UP!.. heres how to do so. ive tried this once, worked like a charm.

wen he has friends over, make sure to join em. SET UP HIDDEN CAMERAS. get some Spanish fly (Illegal in america, but im sure ur local drug dealer has em lol) and put it in their drinks, along with some "HORNY GOAT" capules (break them apart, pour the powder in their drinks). then, make sure u go in ur room, lock the door, and make sure u order urself some pizza, a 2litre pepsi/coke/7up, and enjoy the fucking show. the next morning, make sure to "watch your step" as an orgy will have occured.

yea, u guessed it by now, spanish fly = sexual stimulant. it makes u fuck anything that moves lol, no joke. ull go gay in a matter of seconds. the trick is to make sure its just a bunch of guys, no girls. once thats done, enjoy blackmailing him with the video tapes of his buddies. they threaten you? just lie and say u have it uploaded on a remote ftp, and gave sum1 else the pass incase they fuck with you. THEY WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY FOR LIFE. hahah but this may be a little extreme... but i think its worth it... in other words:

Spanish Fly: 20$
4 packs of horny goat: 28$
3 mini-pinhole spycameras: 300$
papa johns pizza: 20$
blackmailing your friends with the Gay Orgy video tape that they starred in: priceless.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA GOOD ONE!!!
u r so freaken funny!!! good one though:rocks:
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stab all their bitchasses with a spoon....actually, make that a wooden spatula
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kill them....... jk just kick there ass
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