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      04-28-2009, 07:28 PM   #1
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Haha i had to go to nail salon to get a fake nail put on....

You guys remember when i smashed my finger nail?

So here's what it looked like when it first happened...



Next day




3 weeks later the nail started coming off, i kept picking at it for 2 days then finally it fell off when i was playing football...pain was almost as bad as getting raped by a donkey.




another week goes by, i have 2 nails now, one growing underneath the other..



and today, a week later, i decided my finger nail was growing out crooked, so i went into my sister's nail salon and had a fake acrylic nail put on to guide the growth.



check out the rack on my sister





And now it looks like this


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      04-28-2009, 07:34 PM   #2
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attractive.

But smart - it will heel much faster and stronger having the acrylic over it.

p.s. - when it's time for you to remove the nail DON'T rip it OFF! Soak it in acetone for 30-40 minutes. Yack...
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      04-28-2009, 07:35 PM   #3
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The new nail grows under the dead nail and pushes it forward and up, slowly, until it falls off. The new nail will look a little weird for a few weeks after and then it will look completely normal again.

Nice tits in pic 6
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pain was almost as bad as getting raped by a donkey.



Kudos to you admitting to getting a fake nail tho!
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      04-28-2009, 08:06 PM   #6
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kinda like mine a while ago. took a full year to regrow tho... 15lb ladder section fell on my thumb.
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      04-28-2009, 08:12 PM   #7
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kinda like mine a while ago. took a full year to regrow tho... 15lb ladder section fell on my thumb.
Ouch!
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      04-28-2009, 08:34 PM   #8
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same thing happened to me but i ripped the old nail off. the new one grew in fine.
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Have them put a fake nail on the head of your wang, that will freak the ladies out when you say "Pull my finger"
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Have them put a fake nail on the head of your wang, that will freak the ladies out when you say "Pull my finger"
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This happened to me when I was in middle school. A huge window fell on my finger. I went to the e-room for an x-ray.

To relieve the pain, the doctor made a little hole in the middle of the finger nail. This allowed the blood trapped underneath the finger nail to release. The pressure built under the nail caused most of the pain. Try it next time you smash yourself with a hammer again, you will thank me.
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^^Jup, people thought i was out of my mind to poke a hole in the nail and drain the blood out, but they have no idea how much better it feels
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What do you dudes think of guys going to nail salons in general? Like for general hygiene?
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Samething happened to my toe nail when I smashed it under a futon, lol it didn't end well.
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freaking spool
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When my nail came off, it took more than 2 years to become completely matching to normal ones. It was crooked in different shapes all along.
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When my nail came off, it took more than 2 years to become completely matching to normal ones. It was crooked in different shapes all along.


Shoulda put an acrylic nail on like me ...


I got this idea because her husband did the same thing, he smashed his finger and it fell off like mine...and she put a fake nail on his finger and it grew back and looks normal after a couple months..
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