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      02-10-2008, 02:51 PM   #1
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Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a

Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries

with that.



4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'IN.'



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'



7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'



8. Don't use any punctuation



9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'



12. Sing Along At The Opera.



13. Go To A Poetry Reading And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds

All Day.



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

Because You're Not In The Mood.



16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.



17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'



18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling

'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To

Have To Let One Of You Go.'



20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Track Your 1-Series Across the Atlantic and Post Pictures of the Carrier

Vessel, Progress Positions, and Weather Maps.
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Track Your 1-Series Across the Atlantic and Post Pictures of the Carrier

Vessel, Progress Positions, and Weather Maps.
Guilty as charged!



Thanks Mike!!!
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hahah good stuff
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lol those were great
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Thanks! That's just what I needed today.
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      02-10-2008, 08:37 PM   #6
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i do #2 all the time at work i love how ppl come over to me and say hey someone just paged you.
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      02-10-2008, 10:19 PM   #7
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Actually, #15 is a way of life for me, they no longer bother to ask.:wink:
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      02-10-2008, 10:28 PM   #8
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Jeez, I though you had a Wrestling Name until I re-checked the number!
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      02-10-2008, 10:42 PM   #9
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Nice!
Hits you early and keeps on coming...just like the torque on the 1er...
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