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      11-30-2008, 11:58 PM   #1
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Three million dollars

young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"


The father thought for a moment, then answered,


"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars."


"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask

your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars. Come back and tell me what

you learn from that."


So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

really use that money to fix up the house and send

you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"


The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"



"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days,

then went back to his dad.


His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"


The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I

are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,....... we're living

with two sluts and a queer"
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      12-01-2008, 12:08 AM   #2
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      12-01-2008, 12:11 AM   #3
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HAhahahahahaha lmfao.
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      12-01-2008, 12:13 AM   #4
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      12-01-2008, 12:25 AM   #5
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Heard it before but still funny.
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      12-01-2008, 12:35 AM   #6
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      12-01-2008, 01:06 AM   #7
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      12-01-2008, 01:10 AM   #8
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      12-01-2008, 01:14 AM   #9
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      12-01-2008, 03:23 AM   #10
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roflmao. haha. lol.
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      12-01-2008, 04:08 AM   #12
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hahahaha good story
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      12-01-2008, 01:36 PM   #13
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      12-02-2008, 12:06 AM   #14
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      12-02-2008, 12:14 AM   #15
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      12-02-2008, 12:33 AM   #16
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hahaha, that was a solid joke
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LOL i like this one
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