OFFICIAL: Prostate Issues Thread!!!

MoreCowbell · 10-29-2008, 02:02 PM

About every 45 minutes or so CNBC shows a commercial for FLOMAX where 4 guys, in their 50's or 60's take a golf road-trip together. However, they don't get any good group pictures on the way because at each stop, a different member of the group winds up missing the photo-opp because he's in the men's room having "trouble going".

I mean...will this be us? Is this what we have to look forward to?

NW · 10-29-2008, 02:05 PM

I have to pee.

im spencer · 10-29-2008, 02:10 PM

Dam I dont know man.... bad prostate runs in my family and ive seen some pretty gnarly shit when one's prostate gets bad. My grandpa had a tough time with the stones and for months he had a tube feeding into his urethra one of the saddest things ive seen done to a man

MoreCowbell · 10-29-2008, 02:13 PM

You don't want kidney stones!!! I've been there. Holy sh-t!!!

drZ · 10-29-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreCowbell

You don't want kidney stones!!! I've been there. Holy sh-t!!!

+1..its the worse pain know to the man kingdom..anyway dont be worrying about the prostate guys..its only when you hit late 40's do you need to get it checked by the gp..if all's good in the flow section then you should be ok..

TK-421 · 10-29-2008, 04:15 PM

This reminds me of Maury Ballstein in Zoolander.

"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew"

bspears · 10-31-2008, 04:28 PM

It will happen with varying severity to every fucking man on the planet. When you were 18 you could chip the urinal with your flow or piss over a school bus. When you get to be 60 you are far from it.

Year's_End · 10-31-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bspears

It will happen with varying severity to every fucking man on the planet. When you were 18 you could chip the urinal with your flow or piss over a school bus. When you get to be 60 you are far from it.

HAHahahhahhahahaha...man...this is definitely sig-worthy.

Glacked · 11-01-2008, 04:00 PM

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its only when you hit late 40's do you need to get it checked by the gp

I'm 37 and have been checked since I was 34 due to my father having prostate cancer. If there is a history in your family, you need to get checked from 30+. I'm more interested in my PSA number than I am the current Bama football score... Getting older sucks.

Tondtar · 11-01-2008, 05:01 PM

I read the title of the post as, "Prostate Issues Threat" and I was going, Oh..oh!

Cactus · 11-02-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Glacked

Getting older sucks.

But it's better than the alternative...

The_Blob · 11-02-2008, 03:33 PM

Choking the chicken is good for your prostate.

lurks · 11-02-2008, 05:27 PM

what does a suffocating chicken have to do with anything..............

10-29-2008, 02:02 PM	#1
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im spencer has hope for the N52 Drives: 2007 e90 328i 6MT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA Posts: 804 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	Dam I dont know man.... bad prostate runs in my family and ive seen some pretty gnarly shit when one's prostate gets bad. My grandpa had a tough time with the stones and for months he had a tube feeding into his urethra one of the saddest things ive seen done to a man __________________

10-29-2008, 02:13 PM	#4
MoreCowbell Lieutenant Colonel Drives: 2007 e92 335 Jet Black-Saddle Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 1,639 iTrader: (0)	You don't want kidney stones!!! I've been there. Holy sh-t!!! __________________ 1997 Z3 3.0: Retired 2006 E90 330i: Retired 2007 E92 335: Retired 2009 E70 4.8: Totaled by Drunk Bitch 2011 E70 3.5D: Current Space Gray w Black Nevada - Loaded!!!

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TK-421 Registered Sex Offender Drives: E30 \| E46 M3 \| S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,679 iTrader: (0)	This reminds me of Maury Ballstein in Zoolander. "I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew" __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.

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bspears Private First Class Drives: 2011 M3E93 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Bay Area USA Posts: 108 iTrader: (0)	It will happen with varying severity to every fucking man on the planet. When you were 18 you could chip the urinal with your flow or piss over a school bus. When you get to be 60 you are far from it. __________________ 2011 E93 M3 SSM Black Carbon loaded

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NW Private Drives: 2008 E92 335i; 2008 E60 528i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hollywood, CA Posts: 91 iTrader: (0)	I have to pee.

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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay Posts: 886 iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	I read the title of the post as, "Prostate Issues Threat" and I was going, Oh..oh!

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The_Blob Second Lieutenant Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 290 iTrader: (0)	Choking the chicken is good for your prostate.

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lurks Private Drives: F8* maybe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 11553 Posts: 65 iTrader: (0)	what does a suffocating chicken have to do with anything..............

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