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      06-14-2006, 08:14 PM   #1
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The Official E90Post Loveline Thread

So I am a really shy, quiet person. Today while shopping for some showering products, I see this cute girl in the same aisle as me... I asked her if she is looking for a good soap, and I suggest one that would look good all over her. She didnt react all that well to it, but I still want to get her attention...


Was this the right thing to say? What can I do next time???





































But seriously... post your love stories/trials/tribulations here... lets keep them centralized
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      06-14-2006, 08:18 PM   #2
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same thing happen to me...but my line was..."Can I lather this soap all over your sexy body tonite?"
I got b1tch slapped
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samething happen to me...but my line was..."Can I lather this soap all over your sexy body tonite?"
I got b1tch slapped

Was it a good bitch slap??? Did it make you... umm... excited??? (keeping it loveline related)
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Well, this thread is dead... we must all be content with our personal lives then...
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It isn't so much about what you say, but rather how you say it. And girls are very hard to generalize, many will react differently to different things. Some girls would find what you said to be cute and flirtatious, others might thing it's kind of perverted, but like I said, it matters more with how it's delievered. I suppose you would call this mojo.
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The most outrageous thing I've ever done is I called up a girl while she was working and asked her out! She worked at a pizza place and we previously talked a little here and there, but I barely knew here, and she barely knew me.

Anyway, nothing ever came of it, I felt like a real jackass, and I will never go to that pizza place again!
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The most outrageous thing I've ever done is I called up a girl while she was working and asked her out! She worked at a pizza place and we previously talked a little here and there, but I barely knew here, and she barely knew me.

Anyway, nothing ever came of it, I felt like a real jackass, and I will never go to that pizza place again!


I did the same... went out on a few dates with girls I met randomly out at DC bars... Most of them ended up being the most worthless waste of oxygen
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I did the same... went out on a few dates with girls I met randomly out at DC bars... Most of them ended up being the most worthless waste of oxygen
Yeah, but I think I crossed the line calling her up at work like that to ask her out...man I'm getting all embarrassed all over again just thinking about it, and that was like 3 years ago! Well, you only live once, right???
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Yeah, but I think I crossed the line calling her up at work like that to ask her out...man I'm getting all embarrassed all over again just thinking about it, and that was like 3 years ago! Well, you only live once, right???

No sense living with regrets
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Is there a such thing as a line? How about being your self, and keeping it real! I can say, if you can make a female smile or laugh, you are in there. This one time at band camp.....No seriously, just say,hello, my name is your name here you are really pretty. Would you like to go see a movie together. You may not always get a yes, but you will certainly not get "Bitch Slapped"!
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Is there a such thing as a line? How about being your self, and keeping it real! I can say, if you can make a female smile or laugh, you are in there. This one time at band camp.....No seriously, just say,hello, my name is your name here you are really pretty. Would you like to go see a movie together. You may not always get a yes, but you will certainly not get "Bitch Slapped"!

My first post was a joke... I do agree with the be yourself...
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Its a numbers game when you approach someone...

I had this happen to me in reverse.

This very attractive woman was asking me all kinds of questions about the blender I was looking at.
About 5 – 10 minutes…

Even suggesting it would make great Margarita’s.

Stupid me, ... I didn’t catch on until she left the isle without a blender.

I looked in various isles to try and find her, but she was gone! Pay attention next time.
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Is there a such thing as a line? How about being your self, and keeping it real! I can say, if you can make a female smile or laugh, you are in there. This one time at band camp.....No seriously, just say,hello, my name is your name here you are really pretty. Would you like to go see a movie together. You may not always get a yes, but you will certainly not get "Bitch Slapped"!

I hate it when guys come up with stupid lines. (Which they seem to always do.) Things go over best for myself and my girls if you come up and introduce yourself and start a conversation. I mean if you start with a line you will immediatley get the "I have a boyfriend" reflex...
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I had no luck picking up girls. So I had my friend set me up on a blind date. And she is now my wife!
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I had no luck picking up girls. So I had my friend set me up on a blind date. And she is now my wife!
wow what luck.
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When I was in college, I used the lines...
1) You are the second most beautiful woman here (at a large party or bar)
2) Do you have a cigarette? I'm trying to start.

I used those lame lines like 20 times...got one date. LOL...yeah, just be yourself and everything will be fine!
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I hate it when guys come up with stupid lines. (Which they seem to always do.) Things go over best for myself and my girls if you come up and introduce yourself and start a conversation. I mean if you start with a line you will immediatley get the "I have a boyfriend" reflex...

Ill admit, we (the group of guys I usually go out with) play the pickup line game... We pick a line for each other to say to a female... The one that gets the worst reaction gets a free drink from every other guy in the group
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When I was in college, I used the lines...
1) You are the second most beautiful woman here (at a large party or bar)
2) Do you have a cigarette? I'm trying to start.

I used those lame lines like 20 times...got one date. LOL...yeah, just be yourself and everything will be fine!

Thats not a good record... Its kinda like soccer (the sissy activity...) You run up and down the field a lot, and even then, you only might have one chance to score...
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