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      12-21-2007, 12:46 AM   #1
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Funny names for "intimate acts"...got any?

Anybody heard of the "Jersey Stranger"?
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      12-21-2007, 12:51 AM   #2
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^ sounds like you're jerking off
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      12-21-2007, 01:03 AM   #3
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hmm.. sitting outside the local venue here me and a couple ppl were trying to come up with stuff similar to "Hit it and quit it"..

We came up with..
Fuck and Truck.
Fun and Run.
Pound and Bound.
Smash and Dash.
Hump and Dump.
Shag and Bag.
Poke it and Smoke it.
Do the Deed and Speed // Plant the Seed and Speed.
Pop and Drop.
Boom Boom and Zoom Zoom.
Nail and Bail.
Up-Skirt and Desert.
Knock Boots and Scoot.
The Old In-Out and Run About.
Get Nude and Elude.
Get it Wet and Jet.
Rape and Escape?? Not that I approve of rape.
Tap and Lap.
Ride and Hide // Just pull it to the side and Hide.
Play and Get Away.
Intercourse and Hop on your Horse.
Juice and Vamoose.
Ram and Scram.
Fling and Spring.
Fork and go to Work.
Sex and Vex.
Fornicate and Circumnavigate.

So after remembering the few.. I started making more..
My mind is now blank.

-Nathan
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I know of the "peekaboo"
basically u make sure the girl is facing a window... and she's on her stomach
u let ur friend take over without her noticing, u go outside and u wave at her and yell "peekaboo!"
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Fun little tricks for your next mattress dance:

Cleveland steamer
donkey punch
egyptian tea bag
gaylord perry
rusty trombone
german knuckle cake
dirty sanchez
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I know of the "peekaboo"
basically u make sure the girl is facing a window... and she's on her stomach
u let ur friend take over without her noticing, u go outside and u wave at her and yell "peekaboo!"
ROFL you guys are insane.
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russ... u better change your thing... not allowed to say the n word, or anything like it. love tha avatar though lol!

and peekaboo... im totally gonna fucking try that lol
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mini van - kinda like the shocker, but better - 2 up front, 5 in the rear!
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puppies in the tub...............its when u try to put your balls in the girls ass but they keep popping out...like puppies in a tub
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bucking bronco

doin' your girl doggie style, then hang on to her tits while you sigh another girls name. Try and hang on for 8 seconds.

Would work well with the peek-a-boo!
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      12-21-2007, 06:03 PM   #14
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Nathan- LOL my friend!
You covered just about all of them, however I need some explanations for those acts.
I'll start.....
"Jersey Stranger" Definition; when a guy is in the shower and reaches around the curtain to fondle himself.
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