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      07-09-2007, 03:17 PM   #1
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A Montreal woman has pled guilty to setting her boyfriend's penis on fire with fondue fuel while he slept after an argument. He suffered third-degree burns on the groin and spent a month in the hospital. The story compares her to Lorena Bobbitt (photo, on ABC News 20/20 program in 1993).


Relevant post: Dont (ever) make your ex-girlfriend angry
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      07-09-2007, 03:20 PM   #2
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she is one sick biatch! that's the horror second story i hear this month. the other one being a story on BBC's website of a girl ripping her ex's testicle completely off then tried to swallow it.
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      07-09-2007, 04:42 PM   #3
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      07-09-2007, 04:56 PM   #4
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just one word: ooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccchhhhh hhhh
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      07-09-2007, 04:58 PM   #5
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i mean, if he doesn't bring the heat, then she will do it herself
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doctor, it burns when I pee
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      07-09-2007, 08:23 PM   #7
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you mean Hot Dog...har har har
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      07-09-2007, 09:38 PM   #9
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i believe he's definately feeling the wrath of a woman's scorn..
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      07-10-2007, 04:42 AM   #11
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she is one sick biatch! that's the horror second story i hear this month. the other one being a story on BBC's website of a girl ripping her ex's testicle completely off then tried to swallow it.

Can you please not put those words in a sentence please..... too explicit for my imaginative mind. Now I will have nightmares for a while
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      07-10-2007, 05:21 AM   #12
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lol the first thing we all do when we read this post... grab our balls, and goo "oooo ouch", we can feel the pain mentally lol.
this kinda shit is soo sick. dumb bitches. only reason for them touchn it, is if they suckn it. lol
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      07-10-2007, 06:50 AM   #13
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omg! she RIPPED IT OFF!
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This is one of those situations in where you raise your right hand, clench your fist, and start beating her on her temple for disrespecting your shit!

Damn!!!
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its the hormones in the beef!! crazy bizitches
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      07-10-2007, 01:28 PM   #16
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damn it actually hurt when I read it... i don't know where was the pain in my brain or the groin. geezus, why WHY?
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      07-10-2007, 01:29 PM   #17
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      07-10-2007, 07:32 PM   #18
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I thought this story might be bogus, but no it's real, it's just a little old.

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http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/st...ndreerene.html

Woman sentenced to 4 years for torching boyfriend's penis
Last Updated: Wednesday, February 28, 2007 | 6:48 PM ET
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A Montreal woman who poured fondue fuel over her sleeping boyfriend and lit his penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison.

Quebec Judge Louis Legault sentenced Andrée René, 44, to 30 more months in prison, crediting her with 18 months for the time she has already served.

René must also undergo psychological counselling for alcohol abuse and aggression while she's in prison, and is prohibited from owning guns or combustible materials for 10 years after being released.

The sentencing ends a six-year saga that started in April 2001 when René was dating Guillaume Pungu. The couple had spent an evening of drinking and arguing when René poured fondue fuel over Pungu's body while he was sleeping.

He awoke when René set him on fire, scorching his abdomen and genitals. Pungu suffered third-degree burns and was hospitalized for a week, followed by a month of rehabilitation.

Pungu, who died last year of unrelated causes, was traumatized physically and psychologically by René's attack, lawyers said.
I'm more than a little curious as to exactly what kind of rehabilitation Canada's socilized healthcare system prescribes for a month for 3rd degree burns on a penis?

Two hours of exercise, four times daily???

No wonder why Pungu died!
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      07-10-2007, 08:17 PM   #19
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i have GOT to stop my affair with the maid
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OUCH! now, that's just pure evil. I would slap a hoe for that one.
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