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      07-31-2007, 05:57 PM   #1
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I'm not sexist...it's just a joke!

Woman is flying for the first time out to California for business. When the pilot come over the intercom and tells everyone to brace for impact, she decides she is going to die on her own terms. She heads to the front of the cabin where she quickly undresses, turns to face all the other passengers, and says "If I am going to die, I want to feel like a woman. Is there a man on board that can make me feel like a real woman?" A man towards the rear of the cabin stands up, takes off his shirt, and says "here, iron this!"
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      08-01-2007, 02:54 AM   #2
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      08-01-2007, 04:22 AM   #3
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haha.. that got a laugh outta me
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ROFL, I'm emailing this to my mother, just to piss her off
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      08-02-2007, 05:27 PM   #5
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      08-02-2007, 06:21 PM   #6
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I have a joke too, oh and im not racist. There is a black woman on a plane and the pilot comes over the speaker phone and says "We are going to Crash!!!!". So the black girls undresses and puts her ass agaisnt the window. A guy next to her says "What are you doing!?" and she says, once the plane crashes the first thing they look for is the black box!!!!
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      08-02-2007, 07:26 PM   #7
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haha... i have a sense of humor too...

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      08-03-2007, 06:04 PM   #8
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      08-03-2007, 06:13 PM   #9
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