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      08-21-2013, 09:36 PM   #199
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LOL, if you are denying having ever done either of the aforementioned, or having never played a game of road rage before...Sorry, but you never took advantage of what I'm sure is an amazing car you have... or are you CT guys just mad you don't have guns anymore? Maybe you should ban BMW's up there too?
I drive like a first rate prick, so no worries there....

But I'm moving to NJ soon, so I think I might be taking on a more strategic approach to my driving.

Just bought a Passport Max to help with the addiction.
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      08-21-2013, 10:19 PM   #200
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I drive like a first rate prick, so no worries there....

But I'm moving to NJ soon, so I think I might be taking on a more strategic approach to my driving.

Just bought a Passport Max to help with the addiction.
Yeah, Im in attack mode once I cross the Delaware bridge, each way! Too bad there is so many shitty roads, otherwise it would be much more fun up there!
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      08-21-2013, 11:29 PM   #201
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I guess they forgot one group of drivers regardless locations on Planet Earth, on each side of pacific, atlantic, east ocean, inidan oceans and all contintents.

The winner is taxi drivers!

taxi drivers are the worst offenders! stop in front of you, turning without signals, cutting lanes and illegal u-turn. i have a F31 M sport blue, i drive properly.
I beg to differ. I think COROLLA drivers are the worst. Taxi drivers do all that because they need to make money. COROLLA drivers drive like the way they do because they don't know how to drive.
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      08-23-2013, 01:24 PM   #202
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Need to manufacture a new accessory for BMW drivers, especially blue BMW drivers like me. We need bolt on pedestrian catchers! Protects the front end of the car and fires them over the roof.
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      12-03-2013, 10:01 PM   #203
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      12-03-2013, 10:03 PM   #204
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the burning rubber is not from how fast your car is idiot, its from how cheap your tires are, along with your replica rims dumbass.
Time to put the Canadian Whiskey away .
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      12-03-2013, 10:39 PM   #205
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the burning rubber is not from how fast your car is idiot, its from how cheap your tires are, along with your replica rims dumbass.
Oh yeah? Well my dad can beat up your dad. Time to meet at the flag pole and settle this once and for all!!!

I know that his story did warrant an asshole response, but come on. At least be witty. Belittling someone based on their financial status is about as childish as it gets.
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      12-03-2013, 11:15 PM   #206
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Im not a jerk! im an asshole! how dare you!
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      12-04-2013, 10:13 AM   #207
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Today I was merging on the interstate. I looked to my left and flipped off everyone driving past. No real reason why, but boy did it feel great!


I then punched the gas and cut across 4 lanes.


Doing it right?
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      12-04-2013, 10:35 AM   #208
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Today I was merging on the interstate. I looked to my left and flipped off everyone driving past. No real reason why, but boy did it feel great!


I then punched the gas and cut across 4 lanes.


Doing it right?
Couldn't have done it better, my friend.
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      12-05-2013, 02:18 PM   #209
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They'll never write about how big of assholes the Prius drivers are though. Probably because the writers themselves drive those POS.
I think the feeling of superiority and smugness that a Prius driver (one who bought it for status and self promotion) gets while driving their car is far more severe than that felt by a guy driving a 6000lb SUV or truck or any super high performance car, let alone a common BMW.
Yeah there's an "awesome" lady in my neighborhood with a Prius who smokes her cigs and tosses them out the car on the way to the freeway. Really helping the environment. Not to mention she drives like an a$hole.
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      12-05-2013, 02:58 PM   #210
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Ha ha . . . just read the article. I have three blue BMWs (Avus Blue, Monaco Blue, Carbon Black). Guess I fit the profile.
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      12-06-2013, 11:51 PM   #211
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Jokes about BMW drivers being, on average, somewhat less than courteous are fairly common. They often run along the lines of, “Despite its good brakes, a BMW will usually stop with a jerk.” Sometimes the language is more colorful.
You gotta admit, that's pretty funny. I LOLed
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      12-07-2013, 09:11 AM   #212
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I'm a huge "jerk" I suppose. I expect people who are in crosswalks to MOVE THEIR ASSES when there are cars coming. Remember playing in the street when you were a kid? You'd see a car and yell CAR! RUN! That sense of urgency is rarely seen among adult pedestrians, so I think they could use some 'excitement' in their lives to remind them the car is bigger/heavier (at least in some cases) than they are.

Cheating at 4-way stops? Yeah, because I don't want to get stuck behind some beater blasting thick, black smog into my grille (this is FL, no emissions) while going 30mph in a 45, call me crazy.

I hate that the article lumps BMW drivers in with 'high-status' Prius drivers. Those guys are the worst, I think it has something to do with driving a hybrid car making one enjoy the aroma of their own flatulence... But we can always remind them that Top Gear has taught us that an M3 gets better gas mileage than a Prius anyway

Whoa... maybe the article is right?
I think your criticism missed the initial error which damned the article's credibility:

how the hell does a prius qualify as a "high-status" vehicle? If that's true then so does toyota corlla, honda civic, etc.

Also the study was done in Berkeley, the "I am offended by any and every display of individuality beyond my own" capital of the world
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      12-08-2013, 11:58 AM   #213
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Just bought a 2009 335i, although it's not blue. I suppose I became a jerk overnight. I love it.
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      12-08-2013, 12:50 PM   #214
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