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      07-24-2013, 12:42 PM   #1
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Crazy Spam email

I saw this in my inbox this morning. I can't say I've seen a spam email as elaborate as this one:

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BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..


I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...


we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana

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      07-24-2013, 12:52 PM   #2
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      07-24-2013, 01:20 PM   #3
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Nice! In fact my wife got the same generous offer sent to her email account...
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      07-24-2013, 02:44 PM   #4
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Can I take the Kick in the balls instead? God knows how many internet STDs Adriana has.....
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      07-24-2013, 02:45 PM   #5
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wait i change my mind i want to F**k Natalie
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      07-24-2013, 02:47 PM   #6
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No Adriana.....
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ugh cant decide again... Please help me!
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      07-24-2013, 10:13 PM   #8
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i get the same damn email... at least twice a day.
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      07-25-2013, 01:56 AM   #9
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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      07-25-2013, 08:33 AM   #10
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I got sane exact email from Adrianna. Gmail was good in flagging as spam.
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Yeah got a few of those in the past nothing new. I guess the spammer figure that people caught on to the simple poorly write emails so let go to the extreme and maybe people will bite again.

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      07-25-2013, 10:34 AM   #12
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I just looked at my spam box (yahoo) and I guess I've been getting those emails for at least the past month. One finally broke through and made it into my inbox.
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      07-25-2013, 11:19 AM   #13
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I went into my spam email and took about 15 minutes from my day to sign up for "cheatinghousewifes.com" after I sent about $5,000 to a king in the Bermuda Triangle because he said he would turn it into $1,000,000,000 United States Dollhairs.
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      07-25-2013, 01:30 PM   #14
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Guys, I saw Adriana last night we had such a blast. She was amazing ;-)
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Guys, I saw Adriana last night we had such a blast. She was amazing ;-)
Explain in detail please
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She came over we banged for hours she finally got so exhausted that she passed out. Upon waking up she was gone. A perfect one niter


Oh Adriana how I will miss the.


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I get the same shit from Adriana..

actually the EXACT same email LOL, wonder if the individual has linked a malicious code to certain websites....such as m3forums?
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Okay here is a new one, I have not come across this one before. Anyone want to sell goat hair. This could be a job for you then.

I wonder how we could scam the money out of them first.

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To whom it may concern,


King Cole Ltd is one of the world's best cashmere Industry that operates in every aspect of cashmere products from goat to garment. We produce and distribute Knitting yarns, wool and clothing materials such as fine bed linen, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume worldwide. We are also one of the world's leading manufacturers of fine bed linens through the acquisition of Dorma in February 2005. Recently we were awarded the Queen�s Award for Enterprise at the International Trade in 2012 and we feel particularly honoured in celebrating this during Her Majesty the Queen�s Diamond Jubilee year.

However, we have reached big sales volume of textile (manufacturer) materials in the Europe and Asia, We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our products. It is not easy to start a business in a new worldwide market; therefore we employ as much representative as we could offer the benefits of making extra funds while working at their own pace. There are hundreds of competitors in our industry, a fast efficient direct contact between suppliers and customers are threatening difficulties which impede our sales promotion. We have decided to deliver the products upfront, it's very risky but it should push up sales by 25 percent.

Thus we need to get payments for our products as soon as possible whenever our customers issue them, though preferred mode of payment varies among customers, Unfortunately International payment to our account takes almost two months before our account is finally credit. Presently with the amount of orders we have, we cannot put them on Hold. For the fear of loosing our customers outrightly. We lose about �75,000 pounds of net income each month because we have money transfer delays. Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process. You are not involved in any sales.

� WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US?

The international money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in UK is 25%, whereas for the individual it is only 7%.There is no sense for us to work this way, while tax for international money transfer made by a private individual is 7%, this is why we need you as a foreign representative and virtual assistant! We need agents to receive payment for our textiles which will be in form of certified bank checks or wire transfers and will be advised on how to get the funds across to respected branches given to you via whichever means you will be advised to use. This way we will save money because of decreased tax.

We make direct contact for sales of our products. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to our customers usually through freight forwarding shipments to enhance fast delivery. The customers receives and checks the products to be in good condition as ordered before proceeding with payments, About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through certified checks and bank drafts or bank transfers based on the amount involved. We have decided to open this new job position for solving this problem.

� ADVANTAGES

You do not have to go out on fixed schedules because you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal.
You can earn up to $500-$8000 monthly depending on the time you wish to assign for this job. You do not need any capital nor application fee to get started. You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job. The employees who make efforts and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our employees never leave us due to our excellent work condition.

� MAIN REQUIREMENTS

18 years or older able or disabled, legally capable, responsible ready to work 3-4 hours per week with emailing and internet experience (minimal).
For further proceedings and for the initiation of the Job, let me know if you have any questions and fill out the following information to proceed you may also right a brief email about why you think you are suitable for this job..

1. Full Name :
2. Date of Birth and Gender :
3. Complete Postal Address :
4. Phone number :

With this information we can run a security check before we entrust you to handle our finances.
Thank you.

Very Respectfully,

Departmentt Of Human Resource
KingCole Textiles Ltd
Merrie Mills, Elliott St, Silsden
West Yorkshire
BD20 0DE UK.
2145096591
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