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      06-13-2013, 06:00 PM   #45
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It's an old thread, but it does beg the question: Would you let someone j-off on you for $200k?
The more important question is what straight man is capable of jizzing on another man. I think that deserves some cash too haha
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      06-13-2013, 07:57 PM   #46
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      06-13-2013, 10:41 PM   #48
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
Oh my God! Hahahaha
I hope ur joking.... I will never feel safe on the plane again! Now ill deff bring clorox wipes and sanitize everything before sitting down uhhhhhh sooo gross!
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      06-14-2013, 04:19 AM   #49
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It's an old thread, but it does beg the question: Would you let someone j-off on you for $200k?
Not on my head but for $200k I'd close my eyes and take a long shower.
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      06-14-2013, 10:07 AM   #50
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
Oh my God! Hahahaha
I hope ur joking.... I will never feel safe on the plane again! Now ill deff bring clorox wipes and sanitize everything before sitting down uhhhhhh sooo gross!
Don't act like its never happened to you...
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
Oh my God! Hahahaha
I hope ur joking.... I will never feel safe on the plane again! Now ill deff bring clorox wipes and sanitize everything before sitting down uhhhhhh sooo gross!
Don't act like its never happened to you...
No i have never "wacked off" on the plane.... Prob bc i dont have a penis!
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      06-14-2013, 10:36 AM   #52
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No i have never "wacked off" on the plane.... Prob bc i dont have a penis!
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
Oh my God! Hahahaha
I hope ur joking.... I will never feel safe on the plane again! Now ill deff bring clorox wipes and sanitize everything before sitting down uhhhhhh sooo gross!
Don't act like its never happened to you...
No i have never "wacked off" on the plane.... Prob bc i dont have a penis!
Lol
Well you didn't get my meaning... Hahahahah
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ive wacked it off in the plane at least 5 times. but only when im in first class and no one else is in there. god, nothigns better than breaking when your 36,000 ft in the air. good times, ohhh such good times.
Oh my God! Hahahaha
I hope ur joking.... I will never feel safe on the plane again! Now ill deff bring clorox wipes and sanitize everything before sitting down uhhhhhh sooo gross!
Don't act like its never happened to you...
No i have never "wacked off" on the plane.... Prob bc i dont have a penis!
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Well you didn't get my meaning... Hahahahah
I guess u meant about jizz in the hair... Yeah im not into that sorta thing... Lol
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I mean...it isn't really AA fault that someone cummed on her hair. Is America the only place in the world where everyone jumps on an opportunity to sue?
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Is America the only place in the world where everyone jumps on an opportunity to sue?

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I mean...it isn't really AA fault that someone cummed on her hair. Is America the only place in the world where everyone jumps on an opportunity to sue?
Yes. Why do you think there's "American Dream" but no "French dream" or "Chinese dream" etc?
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Yes. Why do you think there's "American Dream" but no "French dream" or "Chinese dream" etc?
Idk about that though...
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