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      06-06-2013, 09:26 PM   #1
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How many have visited a "service provider"?

So, I'm not planning on it for one because I'm married and have never done it, but who here has either visited a prostitute or gone to a massage parlor with the works?

Hopefully there are some entertaining stories.
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imagine a nudie bar with some extras, that's about it
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      06-06-2013, 10:33 PM   #3
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I was in Amsterdam with my parents recently. Sadly, I was WITH MY PARENTS. The red light district there is amazing haha even if my parents hadn't been there, I wouldn't have done it. The girls are clean though, they have health certificates and monthly checkups. Or so they say.
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      06-07-2013, 12:09 AM   #4
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Is this the hookers and blow thread?
Well...now that you've brought it up...
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      06-07-2013, 06:42 AM   #5
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No. But our local nudie-bar is actually a really nice club to relax and hang out. Fully nude and hands on. 2 for 1 drinks 4-7 and only one bouncer till 7. They have 2 stages and an amazing sound system, very good for dubstep/EDM. Hell, even my chick likes to go with me at least once a week.
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imagine a nudie bar with some extras, that's about it
^ this guy would know all about prostitutes.
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I do recommend this for laughs.
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Hum....well I'm not going to say yes...or no....but what i can say for a good time visit DR and maybe Cali Colombia!
those ladies sure know how to give back rubs and the front rub isn't bad either! =)
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Campo Alegre, Curacao. Go there.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I've heard rumors that maybe Asian places give you a nice sponge bath before engaging in stimulating conversation.
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I've heard rumors that maybe Asian places give you a nice sponge bath before engaging in stimulating conversation.
are the "happy ending" stories true?
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So they say!

Those places get raided, though. You go in there hoping that day is not the day. If you're the cautious type, it kinda ruins some of the fun having that in the back of your mind.
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My wife's given me the full go ahead to hit the bitches up in Vegas...probably cause she knows I'll never do it.

BTW, not originally what I thought a service provider was. LOL
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My wife's given me the full go ahead to hit the bitches up in Vegas...probably cause she knows I'll never do it.

BTW, not originally what I thought a service provider was. LOL
...sounds a little suspect
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My wife's given me the full go ahead to hit the bitches up in Vegas...probably cause she knows I'll never do it.

BTW, not originally what I thought a service provider was. LOL
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why was that thread closed and the OP banned?
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LOL...probably is. She's my sugar mamma, so I needs to keep her around.
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