BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
Strasse Wheels
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-05-2013, 03:25 PM   #1387
Litos
Banned
 
Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Houston/Pearland

Posts: 2,900
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenVert View Post
How do you have sex with an egg?
the egg was located inside of the vagina of the dog that was across the street....

and i wanted to know if a human sperm came into contact with the egg inside of the dog vagina, if it could conceive......................
Litos is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 03:42 PM   #1388
upstatedoc
Drone Expert
 
upstatedoc's Avatar
 
Drives: '09 BMW 328ix
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: NY

Posts: 1,508
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenVert View Post
Well today is just not going my way.

Slipped at work. Tore my crotch...thank god for backup pants.
I know someone who carries spare underwear in their trunk.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
so, as i was walking back from lunch, something popped into my head.

can human sperm conceive with a dog/cat/horse/cow egg ???
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenVert View Post
Nope. The chromosome counts are wrong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
cool.

looks like i dodged a bullet.......
walked into that one.
__________________
2014 Dodge Durango R/T //Diablosports Tuning
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
1993 Honda Nighthawk 750
Countermeasure enthusiast.
upstatedoc is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 05:01 PM   #1389
BrokenVert
Resident Kerbalnaut
 
BrokenVert's Avatar
 
Drives: Topless Electric Boogaloo
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Fahrvergnügen

Posts: 9,880
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
I know someone who carries spare underwear in their trunk.







walked into that one.
I'm just throwing it onto todays tab of bad things...I went to the bar on my lunch break. Burgers and guiness make everything better
__________________
BrokenVert is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 05:03 PM   #1390
BrokenVert
Resident Kerbalnaut
 
BrokenVert's Avatar
 
Drives: Topless Electric Boogaloo
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Fahrvergnügen

Posts: 9,880
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
the egg was located inside of the vagina of the dog that was across the street....

and i wanted to know if a human sperm came into contact with the egg inside of the dog vagina, if it could conceive......................
Sounds like that old blink song.

I. I tried to fuck a cow in the ass, tried to fuck a horse in the ass. Could only find the dog...and his ass
__________________
BrokenVert is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 05:59 PM   #1391
Anthony90
Prime Minister of México.
 
Anthony90's Avatar
 
Drives: 2013 BMW X6M
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Monterrey, MX

Posts: 51
iTrader: (0)

Bimmerpost goes zoophilic!
Anthony90 is offline   Mexico
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 06:00 PM   #1392
MrRetep
First Lieutenant
 
MrRetep's Avatar
 
Drives: 435i M-Sport
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Irvine CA

Posts: 359
iTrader: (3)

man, and I thought i was bad with the cross dressing... HEY EVERYONE LITOS FUCKS DOGS!
MrRetep is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 06:05 PM   #1393
Litos
Banned
 
Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Houston/Pearland

Posts: 2,900
iTrader: (1)

HAHAHA !!!!!

i try to bring the lulz at least twice a day....

mission accomplished - until next time
Litos is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 07:56 PM   #1394
upstatedoc
Drone Expert
 
upstatedoc's Avatar
 
Drives: '09 BMW 328ix
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: NY

Posts: 1,508
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenVert View Post
I went to the bar on my lunch break. Burgers and guiness make everything better
i want your job.
__________________
2014 Dodge Durango R/T //Diablosports Tuning
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
1993 Honda Nighthawk 750
Countermeasure enthusiast.
upstatedoc is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 09:05 PM   #1395
MidwestGolfBum
Knower of all Things Useless
 
MidwestGolfBum's Avatar
 
Drives: Space Grey E92s
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: No Coast

Posts: 256
iTrader: (0)

Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrRetep View Post
I can never have cross dressing fun nothing ever fits!
MidwestGolfBum is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 09:10 PM   #1396
Anthony90
Prime Minister of México.
 
Anthony90's Avatar
 
Drives: 2013 BMW X6M
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Monterrey, MX

Posts: 51
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ecjohnston View Post
Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.
$300 the hour...

I´ll shot my boss for better payment
Anthony90 is offline   Mexico
0
Reply With Quote
      02-05-2013, 10:31 PM   #1397
BrokenVert
Resident Kerbalnaut
 
BrokenVert's Avatar
 
Drives: Topless Electric Boogaloo
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Fahrvergnügen

Posts: 9,880
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
i want your job.
I dont see why my job has anything to do with it. Just head to the pub on your lunch break!
__________________
BrokenVert is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 01:16 AM   #1398
Wolf
Captain
 
Wolf's Avatar
 
Drives: on hold
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Earth

Posts: 721
iTrader: (0)

Our kitchen at home caught fire yesterday, had to head back home after an hour of work.. shit
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmerjph View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCOTT26 View Post
BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
Wolf is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 01:22 AM   #1399
Wolf
Captain
 
Wolf's Avatar
 
Drives: on hold
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Earth

Posts: 721
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
wife drives the white and blue 392 Challenger.

i drive the tungsten and red RT Challenger.

yes, hers is waaaaaaay faster HAHAHA !!!
DAMN!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmerjph View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCOTT26 View Post
BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
Wolf is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 01:36 AM   #1400
SJ00
Major
 
SJ00's Avatar
 
Drives: F30
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Gold Coast

Posts: 1,278
iTrader: (0)

25 minutes to go.

Things I did at work today:
1) Bought f30post.com sticker
2) Waiting for 1pm lunch break
3) Waiting for 5pm finish
SJ00 is offline   Australia
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 10:26 AM   #1401
135Pats
The time has come.
 
135Pats's Avatar
 
Drives: 135i
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Maryland

Posts: 5,559
iTrader: (2)

Office coffee is so 'meh' today
__________________
E88 N54 Alpinweiss/Coral Red/Motiv HTA3076R/ Meisterschaft Race/Berk Resonated/Macht Schnell 3"/ER CP/Synapse/VRSF FMIC/FFTEC LPFP/HFS-4 DO Stainless Lines/BMS DCI/BMS Thermostat Delete/Rob Beck PCV Valve + Cap/BMS OCC/PTF E50/ST Coilovers/M3 FCA + Tension Rods/M3 Subframe Bushings/M3 FSB/DINAN Camber Plates/Apex ARC-8/Project Kics/VAC Hubs/Rogue Transmission Mounts/Alpina TCU Flash/Icarbon/Kerscher/BMW Performance
135Pats is online now   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #1402
pkimM3r
Banned
 
pkimM3r's Avatar
 
Drives: m3 saloon in granny mode.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: lost angeles

Posts: 7,321
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrRetep
Quote:
Originally Posted by KwlAznKid View Post
where do you work in irvine? i used to work in irvine lol i'm in aliso viejo now though
I dont work in Irvine, I live in Irvine
No wonder youre bored. Used to live there and aint shit to do past 10!
pkimM3r is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 10:31 AM   #1403
MrRetep
First Lieutenant
 
MrRetep's Avatar
 
Drives: 435i M-Sport
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Irvine CA

Posts: 359
iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ecjohnston View Post
Yay late night installs for customers who think I know what the hell I'm doing. Oh well, for $300 an hour I can make it look like I do.
Damn, I thought I was overpaid! lol, well if you need someone that knows what they're doing. I'll do it for half of that and you can keep the other half

Quote:
Originally Posted by 135Pats View Post
Office coffee is so 'meh' today
Spice it up with some brandy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pkim1079 View Post
No wonder youre bored. Used to live there and aint shit to do past 10!
There's never shit to do. lol
MrRetep is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 10:35 AM   #1404
upstatedoc
Drone Expert
 
upstatedoc's Avatar
 
Drives: '09 BMW 328ix
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: NY

Posts: 1,508
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 135Pats View Post
Office coffee is so 'meh' today
I wouldn't touch our office coffee with a ten foot pole.
__________________
2014 Dodge Durango R/T //Diablosports Tuning
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
1993 Honda Nighthawk 750
Countermeasure enthusiast.
upstatedoc is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 11:21 AM   #1405
MidwestGolfBum
Knower of all Things Useless
 
MidwestGolfBum's Avatar
 
Drives: Space Grey E92s
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: No Coast

Posts: 256
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthony90 View Post
$300 the hour...

I´ll shot my boss for better payment
It's cheaper than our manufacturers charge for their install time, so it seems fair to us.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrRetep View Post
Damn, I thought I was overpaid! lol, well if you need someone that knows what they're doing. I'll do it for half of that and you can keep the other halfl
I know what I'm doing enough to be dangerous, and when I don't know, I just claim it's some obscure thing and open a support ticket over it with somebody who can give me the answer in about 30 minutes. The majority of the companies we sell for charge upwards of $450 an hour for what I did last night and we can easily charge (with markup, but still below list) $1500 for rack and stack. So when you look at that price, we are actually a bargain.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenVert View Post
I dont see why my job has anything to do with it. Just head to the pub on your lunch break!
Always good to go to the pub on any break you can. Granted, living and working in the midwest, this may be slightly more accepted than other places.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrRetep View Post
I can never have cross dressing fun nothing ever fits!
MidwestGolfBum is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 12:09 PM   #1406
135Pats
The time has come.
 
135Pats's Avatar
 
Drives: 135i
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Maryland

Posts: 5,559
iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
I wouldn't touch our office coffee with a ten foot pole.
Some day i'll learn, I come back for it like a mouse to cheese lol. The morning went by quickly today
__________________
E88 N54 Alpinweiss/Coral Red/Motiv HTA3076R/ Meisterschaft Race/Berk Resonated/Macht Schnell 3"/ER CP/Synapse/VRSF FMIC/FFTEC LPFP/HFS-4 DO Stainless Lines/BMS DCI/BMS Thermostat Delete/Rob Beck PCV Valve + Cap/BMS OCC/PTF E50/ST Coilovers/M3 FCA + Tension Rods/M3 Subframe Bushings/M3 FSB/DINAN Camber Plates/Apex ARC-8/Project Kics/VAC Hubs/Rogue Transmission Mounts/Alpina TCU Flash/Icarbon/Kerscher/BMW Performance
135Pats is online now   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-06-2013, 12:35 PM   #1407
Anthony90
Prime Minister of México.
 
Anthony90's Avatar
 
Drives: 2013 BMW X6M
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Monterrey, MX

Posts: 51
iTrader: (0)

my last week in Mexico City
Anthony90 is offline   Mexico
0
Reply With Quote
      02-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #1408
Colt
Spoolin' & droolin'
 
Colt's Avatar
 
Drives: 08 135i 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Maryland

Posts: 1,215
iTrader: (0)

just got dead space 3 for free woop wooooop
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nate4641 View Post
looks like unicorn vomit.
For Sale: 08 135i SR 6MT, PTF Tuned
Colt is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:34 PM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST