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      01-20-2013, 08:34 AM   #133
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when reading this thread puts a big smile on your face because you cant wait till yours arrive in a couple months so you can experience everything for yourself. i guess the wait makes it that much better. still, the anxiety is making me sick!
I'll post introduction tread when i have enough posts. thanks for all the useful info everyone!
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      01-20-2013, 08:58 AM   #134
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When a stranger climbs out of his white E36 M3, walks over, nevermind niceties, and introduces himself by saying "That has 400 plus horsepower, right?" With barely a pause, he continues with "I don't know what I would do with all of that power." True story bro, but I can't remember his name.
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      01-20-2013, 01:23 PM   #135
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When you drive in a tunnel or a underpass and u mash on the gas just to hear that beast come alive even if it's for only a few feet.
This is so true...
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      01-22-2013, 12:52 PM   #136
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...........some ass decides to slash your tire FOR NO REASON!!!

car was just washed and looking great.....parked it in a corner away from other cars........returned to a slashed tire............
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      01-22-2013, 03:46 PM   #137
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- When somebody says "Oh, you drive a 3-series?" the first word out of your mouth is "...Well..."

- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.
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      01-22-2013, 08:57 PM   #138
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Weird i made this same exact thread a while back and everyone was a grouch. Times have changed i guess. Lol
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      01-22-2013, 10:08 PM   #139
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- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.
You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"
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      01-23-2013, 12:16 AM   #140
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You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"
oh no girls love that shit.
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      01-23-2013, 11:43 AM   #141
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oh no girls love that shit.
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      01-23-2013, 12:00 PM   #142
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You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"
I would tell them go for a ride in the 3 then I'll take them for a spin in my M then they will no the did lol
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      01-24-2013, 03:28 AM   #143
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when you fiddle around like crazy , trying to find the window button next to the shifter while at the drive thru, only to realize its on the f*ckin' door......
Damn you E92!
LOL E46 problems.. I'm still trying to get used to the E92 too!
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      01-24-2013, 10:42 AM   #144
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You go out to your parking space and catch a group of high scool boys having a circle jerk around your car.
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      01-24-2013, 12:07 PM   #145
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...when you see threads like "I'm 18 to 20 years old and want to buy 20xx E9x BMW M3!"
and feel bad/sorry for the OP.
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      01-24-2013, 12:42 PM   #146
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When you don't realize you were driving at 120mph until you see a police car.
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      01-24-2013, 12:54 PM   #147
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- When somebody says "Oh, you drive a 3-series?" the first word out of your mouth is "...Well..."

- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.
tooootally!
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      01-24-2013, 10:50 PM   #148
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      01-24-2013, 11:25 PM   #149
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When you see a guy at work wearing a M track suit, M pants, a M hat, and M gloves

So you say, innocently enough, since the guy is like a walking M mascot, "wow, you must really love BMW M, which M car do you have?"

And he gives you a insulted look and says, "I don't have a M-car, I have a regular BMW"

And now it's a bit awkward so you just say "oh, OK then"
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You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"
So off the mark..I cant even begin
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      01-25-2013, 12:04 AM   #151
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When your quick trip to the store ..turns into a tour of neighborhoods several towns over
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      01-25-2013, 10:19 AM   #152
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So off the mark..I cant even begin
Then do us all a favor and dont begin. Just keep your mouth shut.
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      01-25-2013, 10:52 AM   #153
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So off the mark..I cant even begin
Is mark your boyfriend?
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Then do us all a favor and dont begin. Just keep your mouth shut.
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Not keeping it shut..you gonna make me tough guy? wonder why in every post you say you dont attract women in an M3 or otherwise...frustrated much>?
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