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///Matt.BLU · 01-20-2013, 08:34 AM

when reading this thread puts a big smile on your face because you cant wait till yours arrive in a couple months so you can experience everything for yourself. i guess the wait makes it that much better. still, the anxiety is making me sick!

I'll post introduction tread when i have enough posts. thanks for all the useful info everyone!
-matt

Eau Rouge · 01-20-2013, 08:58 AM

When a stranger climbs out of his white E36 M3, walks over, nevermind niceties, and introduces himself by saying "That has 400 plus horsepower, right?" With barely a pause, he continues with "I don't know what I would do with all of that power." True story bro, but I can't remember his name.

ottoblotto · 01-20-2013, 01:23 PM

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When you drive in a tunnel or a underpass and u mash on the gas just to hear that beast come alive even if it's for only a few feet.

This is so true...

soniczoom · 01-22-2013, 12:52 PM

...........some ass decides to slash your tire FOR NO REASON!!!

car was just washed and looking great.....parked it in a corner away from other cars........returned to a slashed tire............

SoTempted · 01-22-2013, 03:46 PM

- When somebody says "Oh, you drive a 3-series?" the first word out of your mouth is "...Well..."

- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.

1sikbmr · 01-22-2013, 08:57 PM

Weird i made this same exact thread a while back and everyone was a grouch. Times have changed i guess. Lol

canadian stig · 01-22-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SoTempted

- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.

You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"

1MOREMOD · 01-23-2013, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by canadian stig

You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"

oh no girls love that shit.

///Miniz racer · 01-23-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

oh no girls love that shit.

p-streets · 01-23-2013, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by canadian stig

You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"

I would tell them go for a ride in the 3 then I'll take them for a spin in my M then they will no the did lol

zainkolsy · 01-24-2013, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MtoM3

when you fiddle around like crazy , trying to find the window button next to the shifter while at the drive thru, only to realize its on the f*ckin' door......
Damn you E92!

LOL E46 problems.. I'm still trying to get used to the E92 too!

1MOREMOD · 01-24-2013, 10:42 AM

You go out to your parking space and catch a group of high scool boys having a circle jerk around your car.

Mr Gunfun · 01-24-2013, 12:07 PM

...when you see threads like "I'm 18 to 20 years old and want to buy 20xx E9x BMW M3!"
and feel bad/sorry for the OP.

BMWFB02 · 01-24-2013, 12:42 PM

When you don't realize you were driving at 120mph until you see a police car.

blackmist222777 · 01-24-2013, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SoTempted

- When somebody says "Oh, you drive a 3-series?" the first word out of your mouth is "...Well..."

- When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.

tooootally!

jpan08 · 01-24-2013, 10:50 PM

When you don't have friends

Goat Rodeo · 01-24-2013, 11:25 PM

When you see a guy at work wearing a M track suit, M pants, a M hat, and M gloves

So you say, innocently enough, since the guy is like a walking M mascot, "wow, you must really love BMW M, which M car do you have?"

And he gives you a insulted look and says, "I don't have a M-car, I have a regular BMW"

And now it's a bit awkward so you just say "oh, OK then"

Vic311 · 01-25-2013, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by canadian stig

You should reply modestly, because your m3 won't be impressing any girl anytime soon. Unless you find the 0.0001% of girls that are gearheads and car fanatics, most girls will view an m3 as just another 3 series that they have already seen on the road a 19328947834738753485 times before. And then you end up boring them to death with a detailed technical lecture about how your car is different than those 3 series because the engine was "racing derived" and the suspension was "tuned on the nurburgring"

So off the mark..I cant even begin

Vic311 · 01-25-2013, 12:04 AM

When your quick trip to the store ..turns into a tour of neighborhoods several towns over

canadian stig · 01-25-2013, 10:19 AM

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So off the mark..I cant even begin

Then do us all a favor and dont begin. Just keep your mouth shut.

1MOREMOD · 01-25-2013, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Vic311

So off the mark..I cant even begin

Is mark your boyfriend?

Vic311 · 01-25-2013, 05:05 PM

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Then do us all a favor and dont begin. Just keep your mouth shut.

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Not keeping it shut..you gonna make me tough guy? wonder why in every post you say you dont attract women in an M3 or otherwise...frustrated much>?

01-20-2013, 08:58 AM	#134
Eau Rouge Captain Drives: 2012 E92 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Florida's Emerald Coast Posts: 602 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2012 BMW E92 M3 [4.50]	When a stranger climbs out of his white E36 M3, walks over, nevermind niceties, and introduces himself by saying "That has 400 plus horsepower, right?" With barely a pause, he continues with "I don't know what I would do with all of that power." True story bro, but I can't remember his name. __________________ M3 PCD: http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=693856 BMWCCA member 403112

01-22-2013, 08:57 PM	#138
1sikbmr Brigadier General Drives: E90 M3 6MT Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New York Posts: 3,106 iTrader: (12)	Weird i made this same exact thread a while back and everyone was a grouch. Times have changed i guess. Lol __________________ E90 ///M3 6MT Atlantis Blue - Fox red Gloss black grilles/Red gills\|V1 hardwire\|Painted reflectors\|ZHP lighted shift knob\|VMR V710 silver\|GTS lip\|Lux custom 8k kit\|AA Green Filter\| AA Pulley\| RPI GTM Exhaust\|Sosi x-pipe\|BMW Performance Steering Wheel V1\|

01-24-2013, 10:42 AM	#144
1MOREMOD Major General Drives: at a moderate pace Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: garage Posts: 6,529 iTrader: (3)	You go out to your parking space and catch a group of high scool boys having a circle jerk around your car. __________________ 02 Tiag e46 M3\|6MT\|GC plates\|MCS c.o.\|GC race control arms\|GC bushings & bearings\|BW eng. & tran. mounts\|subframe kit\|BW race shifter\|BW Jaffster knob\|Euro header\|Eisenmann sport\|K&N c.a.i.\|Seibon CF hood\|CSL bumper\|CSL brakes\|RS19s\|SS lines\|half cage\|Recaro profi\|Profi 2 harness\|race pulleys\|BMWpedals\|Apex studs\|1995 Ford Probe gt chump car\|

01-24-2013, 12:07 PM	#145
Mr Gunfun Second Lieutenant Drives: 2012 Toyota Altezza F Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Way Out There Posts: 287 iTrader: (0)	...when you see threads like "I'm 18 to 20 years old and want to buy 20xx E9x BMW M3!" and feel bad/sorry for the OP. __________________ ________

01-24-2013, 12:42 PM	#146
BMWFB02 Major Drives: 2013 ///M3 E92 DCT ZCP Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: The greatest country in the world Posts: 625 iTrader: (0)	When you don't realize you were driving at 120mph until you see a police car. __________________

01-20-2013, 08:34 AM	#133
///Matt.BLU Enlisted Member Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Toronto Posts: 43 iTrader: (0)	when reading this thread puts a big smile on your face because you cant wait till yours arrive in a couple months so you can experience everything for yourself. i guess the wait makes it that much better. still, the anxiety is making me sick! I'll post introduction tread when i have enough posts. thanks for all the useful info everyone! -matt

01-22-2013, 12:52 PM	#136
soniczoom S65 FTW!!! Drives: 2011 E90 BMW M3 Silverstone Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 74 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 E90 [0.00]	...........some ass decides to slash your tire FOR NO REASON!!! car was just washed and looking great.....parked it in a corner away from other cars........returned to a slashed tire............

01-22-2013, 03:46 PM	#137
SoTempted Captain Drives: Incompetently Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 729 iTrader: (2)	- When somebody says "Oh, you drive a 3-series?" the first word out of your mouth is "...Well..." - When girls overhear your friends raving about your car, they ask you what you drive, and you smile and reply modestly.

01-24-2013, 10:50 PM	#148
jpan08 Private First Class Drives: e36 and e92 M3 Join Date: May 2007 Location: MA Posts: 186 iTrader: (0)	When you don't have friends

01-24-2013, 11:25 PM	#149
Goat Rodeo Private First Class Drives: 2011 E92 M3, 2002 E46 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: DC Posts: 151 iTrader: (0)	When you see a guy at work wearing a M track suit, M pants, a M hat, and M gloves So you say, innocently enough, since the guy is like a walking M mascot, "wow, you must really love BMW M, which M car do you have?" And he gives you a insulted look and says, "I don't have a M-car, I have a regular BMW" And now it's a bit awkward so you just say "oh, OK then" __________________ ^ --> FS: 2011.75 M3 Alpine White, Speed Cloth, 6MT, CF Roof

01-25-2013, 12:04 AM	#151
Vic311 Zen Drives: 2011 e92 M3 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: CA Posts: 848 iTrader: (0)	When your quick trip to the store ..turns into a tour of neighborhoods several towns over

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