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| 01-22-2013, 06:09 PM | #45 |
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I found the perfect woman for you.
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| 01-22-2013, 07:05 PM | #46 | |
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| 01-22-2013, 08:27 PM | #48 | |
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Ever try to talk to your friend who hasn't gotten any sex in 9 months your problem with having sex with mid 20yo women? Ever try to talk to your friend who has been up for 12 months straight and changes shit filled papers 14 times per night about the lack of well educated women online? Yeah goes over like a led ballon.....catches on fire and crashes into a buss full of nuns which then runs over a dozen baby kittens. So it becomes a do it your self kind of world. Unless you are fortunate enough to be living in a major city. Which I'm not. So I asked. You never know or will ever learn anything unless you ask. |
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| 01-22-2013, 10:17 PM | #50 |
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I feel so bad i was having lunch with a friend, he's in his mid 30's like me has two kids.
One is a few months old and the other is maybe two? The man hasn't sleept in I would say 3 years. He looks like he's going to die at any moment. And it's just common decency to not start the conversation off with "So I was having sex with this one girl and thinking yeah her ass is nice but.....she works at the gap....wait why are you angry...why are you picking up a knife...." |
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| 01-22-2013, 10:28 PM | #52 | |
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| 01-22-2013, 10:44 PM | #53 | |
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And the Arab/Persian/Paki/Indian guys i know who did the same using the more traditional method....same. |
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| 01-22-2013, 10:55 PM | #54 | |
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| 01-23-2013, 09:32 AM | #56 |
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Need more interesting stuff in this thread. It's getting a bit dull...
Litos needs to come back here and post more.
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| 01-23-2013, 09:41 AM | #57 | |
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| 01-23-2013, 10:50 AM | #60 | |
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first of all, he’s an engineer – you take away 30% of what a normal person would call common sense. I work with a metric ton of engineers and some of them are isolated mid 30 year old shitbirds that laugh at jokes that ain’t funny and wear a wireless ear piece because they think it’s cool. they wear white socks with black shoes and their pants are 3” too short. most women his age wouldn’t touch him with their worst enemy’s vagina because of the following: (1) he’s in his mid 30’s and is divorced (2) he’s bald and looks like the retarded version of the guy from The Fantastic Four (3) by dissecting his posts, he seems to lack any sense of how relationships work (4) his condo is a grease fire of a place and he’s brutally in debt – what educated and financially stable woman wants to risk jumping into a relationship with Mr. Bald Bitch Tits that is $100K in debt !??! (5) he’s looking for a woman that exists, but that woman is already with someone that wouldn’t be caught dead in a relationship with him (6) odds are that we’ll be here next year, or in two years, talking about how he hasn’t found anyone and that his new BFF is some gay dude he met on some random dating site. He is clearly bitter and selfish, but he posts online pretending that he is the biggest catch in the northeast. ………..when in all actuality, he’s a gross fatty-divorced-has-been with no hair, $100K debt and the personality of a wet sock……
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| 01-23-2013, 11:06 AM | #61 |
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| 01-23-2013, 11:14 AM | #62 |
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And we are back!
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| 01-23-2013, 11:19 AM | #65 |
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That escalated quickly. What's the deal with litos and shah? How do you know so much about this dude? Seems like you're stalking him. Either way, Shah seems likes he's a dude that can take a lot of trash talk so I guess keep up the good work.
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| 01-23-2013, 11:19 AM | #66 |
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All I know is that there was a reason shah was put on a little temporary forum vacation in the past... I'm sure it had something to do with trolling.
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