BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
Lux Angel Eyes
Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-22-2013, 11:18 AM   #23
Augenbrauezug
Captain
 
Augenbrauezug's Avatar
 
Drives: mk6 GTI
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denton

Posts: 657
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
nobody cares.

no wonder you can't get laid - just look at how you post and the pictures you take, dude.

your fucking life is nothing short of a tragedy - you're a hybrid 40 year old virgin hipster with zero communication skills and a shallow mind.

you fit perfectly with the "engineering" culture - lifeless, lacking any usable common sense, detached from anything resembling a life and you're clearly an unstable dumpster fire.....

that wife of yours waited 10 years to finally leave your pathetic ass, but when she did, i'm sure she felt relieved to break those chains of misery you kept her trapped in.

grow up dude - go out and meet living breathing people.

stop getting your advice from your gay friends and those retarded late 30 year old hipster bimbos.

something tells me that you'll never have a meaninful relationship with anything that doesn't meow.....

good day sir......

p.s.
your threads fucking suck




ZING

You haven't recently quit smoking have you?

Call me crazy, I'm starting to like shah.
__________________
Bimmer-less ATM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JayKay335i View Post
Straight PIITB. Then eat dumplings.
Augenbrauezug is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 11:25 AM   #24
MediaArtist
There is No Substitute
 
MediaArtist's Avatar
 
Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Laguna Beach, CA

Posts: 1,113
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Templar View Post
We are all thinking it... Litos just said it.
+1
__________________
'13 Audi A6
'07 Porsche GT3 RS
'08 BMW E90 335i
MediaArtist is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 11:30 AM   #25
MediaArtist
There is No Substitute
 
MediaArtist's Avatar
 
Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Laguna Beach, CA

Posts: 1,113
iTrader: (0)

shah, when it comes to women and marriage, you think like a 23 year old jock. I don't foresee you'll ever find any sustainable happiness with women carrying the mindset you have, but maybe you don't want something fulfilling and long term, and the sex is all you want. That's fine too, I'm not going to judge.

But as a poster, you're pretty funny, and I hope you keep posting. It makes this forum just a bit more entertaining.
__________________
'13 Audi A6
'07 Porsche GT3 RS
'08 BMW E90 335i
MediaArtist is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 11:33 AM   #26
justinnum1
Brigadier General
 
Drives: 2013 335i Msport
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Florida

Posts: 3,918
iTrader: (0)

Would read again.
__________________
F30 335i Msport Estoril Blue/Black leather sport auto. black grills, Performance Exhaust, HK,
justinnum1 is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 11:43 AM   #27
FwdFtl
Volcano Knuckles
 
Drives: E60
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Cali

Posts: 231
iTrader: (0)

TL;DR

but I'm assuming the words fat chubbies and gay(s) were used?

Oh and skydiving...
FwdFtl is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 11:47 AM   #28
shah269
Captain
 
Drives: 2009
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: NJ

Posts: 889
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaArtist View Post
shah, when it comes to women and marriage, you think like a 23 year old jock. I don't foresee you'll ever find any sustainable happiness with women carrying the mindset you have, but maybe you don't want something fulfilling and long term, and the sex is all you want. That's fine too, I'm not going to judge.

But as a poster, you're pretty funny, and I hope you keep posting. It makes this forum just a bit more entertaining.
Well there is the way we are online and they way we are in life.
Seldom are they the same?
when it comes to women, i've lived i've learned and i've been around.
And that's good and bad.

But my conversation with my friend was regarding finding an educated career driven women to date and see if things turn out ok?
Finding the random hook up is not difficult. A simple “Hi how are you” pick up line will open more doors than you can shake a stick at.
And dressing well and smelling well and not spending the entire conversation looking at a girls tits will also help.

The crux of this thread, before it became a shit tornado, was yes finding the random hook up is easy but if you are looking for an educated, career minded and athletic women out in the burbs you may be looking for a very long time and she may be looking for you as well. And my friend who was in the same predicament back in the early 2000’s before okcupid or match.com utilized an executive dating service.
He subsequently met his wife that way. She had graduated with a MS in I think manufacturing and had a career and is frankly an amazing women. And I agreed with my friend that of the various women I have dated, that the women who had higher lever degrees were just a joy to date. Not only was the sex amazing….but the conversations and the debates were….perfect.

Ever try and discuss economics with a woman who’s career goal is to be assistant manager of the Guess?

So I googled executive dating and my god…talk about creepy! And the reviews! You would think these people were drop kicking kittens into wood chippers and stealing money from needy old ladies! And I was wondering if anyone had any experience with them? Since I know nothing about such services other than that train wreck of a show millionaire match maker.
shah269 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 12:25 PM   #29
kevinbahnz
Lieutenant
 
kevinbahnz's Avatar
 
Drives: 2008 335xi sedan
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ma-NC

Posts: 478
iTrader: (1)

never tried it but if you're looking for smart and athletic chicks why don't you cruise your local colleges and universities. They're always throwing parties there. You might get lucky nad probably have better chances than any online dating services. I don't know, just a thought.
__________________
<img src=http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z164/kevinbahnz/08-23-2008030.jpg border=0 alt= />
kevinbahnz is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 12:57 PM   #30
KingOfJericho
Brigadier General
 
KingOfJericho's Avatar
 
Drives: Yes
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: CT

Posts: 4,848
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2010 135i Coupe  [2.63]
I'm resisting all temptation here by posting a real response to this but having the OP be such a good sport through all of this makes me kind of like him in the same way that I strangely liked Christof Waltzs character in Inglorious Basterds.

You may fall into a trap of finding someone who is too career oriented and when you decide to have kids, she'll want to be right back at work and not focused on actually being a parent. I do agree with MediaArtist that you nothing like a guy in his late 30s and everything like a college senior in need of some poon.
__________________
The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost.

2010 S4 Current | 2010 BMW 135i Retired | 2006 Lotus Exige Retired
KingOfJericho is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 01:30 PM   #31
shah269
Captain
 
Drives: 2009
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: NJ

Posts: 889
iTrader: (0)

King,
Thank you.
Well I don't want to have kids. I'm 36 and well the way that things went down with the x wife....kids are just not my thing.
A woman who is educated, has a creer and athletic? Oh yeah that is just what this guy needs! Not only fun in bed but also has a brain. But here in the burbs....ha HA!
shah269 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 01:41 PM   #32
MediaArtist
There is No Substitute
 
MediaArtist's Avatar
 
Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Laguna Beach, CA

Posts: 1,113
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shah269 View Post
Well I don't want to have kids.
Yeah, you should probably clear that up with any of the CEO/CFOs you're trying to date. Many of them have the same maternal desires/instincts any regular woman has and some have simply put off having children until their careers have advanced enough for their own standards.

Just from my own anecdotal experience through friends, family, and associates. I think specifically targeting what you want in a woman, and disregarding those without the specific qualities you're looking for is a quick route to failure. Most of the time those people end up old, single, and lonely. Why? Because what they want isn't often what they need, and they tend to pass up what could have been a natural, organic, relationship ripe for success, in the lame hope of pursuing some fantasy that has no chance for success.

I call it Google Syndrome. People get too specific in their searches, and end up getting very little positive results. Successful relationships aren't about being calculative, in fact, those people are the ones I see failing the most. They're about chemistry and the ability for two sides to develop naturally and not artificially.

I think the Desert Rose is one of the most beautiful flowers in the world. But back when I lived in Seattle, I tried bringing a pot back with me, and they always died. I must have brought back 2-3 pots over the course of a few years and every time, they died in days. It ends up Seattle has far too much moisture in the air for these flowers to thrive, hence why they flourish in arid deserts. You can't fight nature shah, you just can't. Sometimes things were meant to be together, and sometimes, nothing you can do can keep them together.

That's why I think these "themed" dating sites are a big waste of time.
__________________
'13 Audi A6
'07 Porsche GT3 RS
'08 BMW E90 335i

Last edited by MediaArtist; 01-22-2013 at 01:47 PM.
MediaArtist is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 01:50 PM   #33
upstatedoc
Drone Expert
 
upstatedoc's Avatar
 
Drives: '09 BMW 328ix
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: NY

Posts: 1,338
iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
something tells me that you'll never have a meaninful relationship with anything that doesn't meow.....
omg.
__________________
Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
2014 Dodge Durango R/T //Diablosports Tuning
upstatedoc is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 02:18 PM   #34
Vic311
Major
 
Vic311's Avatar
 
Drives: 2011 e92 M3
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: NY

Posts: 1,313
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by kingofthedemo View Post
Man that's a pretty fucking mean thing to say to someone that you only know over the internet, have you ever taken the time to think that this dude is a person with feelings? It's pretty fucking weak to tear people down like this, I read about internet bullying and people committing suicide and it makes you think- maybe you have some issues yourself. I bet you could be criticized based on your physical attributes as well.


Boo-hoo poor him..We should all unite and sing.."Kumbaya"
Vic311 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 03:25 PM   #35
shah269
Captain
 
Drives: 2009
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: NJ

Posts: 889
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaArtist View Post
Just from my own anecdotal experience through friends, family, and associates. I think specifically targeting what you want in a woman, and disregarding those without the specific qualities you're looking for is a quick route to failure. Most of the time those people end up old, single, and lonely. Why? Because what they want isn't often what they need, and they tend to pass up what could have been a natural, organic, relationship ripe for success, in the lame hope of pursuing some fantasy that has no chance for success.

I call it Google Syndrome. People get too specific in their searches, and end up getting very little positive results. Successful relationships aren't about being calculative, in fact, those people are the ones I see failing the most. They're about chemistry and the ability for two sides to develop naturally and not artificially.

I think the Desert Rose is one of the most beautiful flowers in the world. But back when I lived in Seattle, I tried bringing a pot back with me, and they always died. I must have brought back 2-3 pots over the course of a few years and every time, they died in days. It ends up Seattle has far too much moisture in the air for these flowers to thrive, hence why they flourish in arid deserts. You can't fight nature shah, you just can't. Sometimes things were meant to be together, and sometimes, nothing you can do can keep them together.

That's why I think these "themed" dating sites are a big waste of time.
Thank you.....really thank you.....I'm going to have to think about this.
God it's this freakin economy. If my condo were not under water by $100K+ i would care less if the girl had an education or not or a job and would/could just chill and relax and date to enjoy life.....

But you know seeing what I owe and what the place is under by and all the other financial pressures.....would it be silly andd asking for too much if i said I just want to find a girl who has her shit together?

I mean shucks the girls in the burbs are in their 30's...and some education....career....as in the mall?

shah269 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 03:49 PM   #36
Slops
Major General
 
Slops's Avatar
 
Drives: 2005 C55 AMG
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Oxford

Posts: 5,299
iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
nobody cares.

no wonder you can't get laid - just look at how you post and the pictures you take, dude.

your fucking life is nothing short of a tragedy - you're a hybrid 40 year old virgin hipster with zero communication skills and a shallow mind.

you fit perfectly with the "engineering" culture - lifeless, lacking any usable common sense, detached from anything resembling a life and you're clearly an unstable dumpster fire.....

that wife of yours waited 10 years to finally leave your pathetic ass, but when she did, i'm sure she felt relieved to break those chains of misery you kept her trapped in.

grow up dude - go out and meet living breathing people.

stop getting your advice from your gay friends and those retarded late 30 year old hipster bimbos.

something tells me that you'll never have a meaninful relationship with anything that doesn't meow.....

good day sir......

p.s.
your threads fucking suck




Carlos... I thought you started saying shit just to be funny in your first post here... but ... but ... after seeing this pic I just about died
Slops is offline   South Africa
0
      01-22-2013, 05:03 PM   #37
Anthony90
Prime Minister of México.
 
Anthony90's Avatar
 
Drives: 2013 BMW X6M
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Monterrey, MX

Posts: 51
iTrader: (0)

All I can say is... good luck and thanks for the lolz on this thread
Anthony90 is offline   Mexico
0
      01-22-2013, 05:13 PM   #38
FwdFtl
Volcano Knuckles
 
Drives: E60
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Cali

Posts: 231
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaArtist View Post
Yeah, you should probably clear that up with any of the CEO/CFOs you're trying to date. Many of them have the same maternal desires/instincts any regular woman has and some have simply put off having children until their careers have advanced enough for their own standards.

Just from my own anecdotal experience through friends, family, and associates. I think specifically targeting what you want in a woman, and disregarding those without the specific qualities you're looking for is a quick route to failure. Most of the time those people end up old, single, and lonely. Why? Because what they want isn't often what they need, and they tend to pass up what could have been a natural, organic, relationship ripe for success, in the lame hope of pursuing some fantasy that has no chance for success.

I call it Google Syndrome. People get too specific in their searches, and end up getting very little positive results. Successful relationships aren't about being calculative, in fact, those people are the ones I see failing the most. They're about chemistry and the ability for two sides to develop naturally and not artificially.

I think the Desert Rose is one of the most beautiful flowers in the world. But back when I lived in Seattle, I tried bringing a pot back with me, and they always died. I must have brought back 2-3 pots over the course of a few years and every time, they died in days. It ends up Seattle has far too much moisture in the air for these flowers to thrive, hence why they flourish in arid deserts. You can't fight nature shah, you just can't. Sometimes things were meant to be together, and sometimes, nothing you can do can keep them together.

That's why I think these "themed" dating sites are a big waste of time.
good post, actually made me think
FwdFtl is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 06:00 PM   #39
Joekerr
Second Lieutenant
 
Drives: 2008 BMW 335i
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

Posts: 310
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shah269 View Post
King,
Thank you.
Well I don't want to have kids. I'm 36 and well the way that things went down with the x wife....kids are just not my thing.
A woman who is educated, has a creer and athletic? Oh yeah that is just what this guy needs! Not only fun in bed but also has a brain. But here in the burbs....ha HA!
So in summary, Shah is looking for:
- Someone who doesn't want to have kids
- Someone who is smart / has a brain.
- Someone who has a career.

The realization should dawn on him in

3
.
.
.
2
.
.
1

Shah is looking for a gay man.
Joekerr is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 06:09 PM   #40
Stronghammer
Lieutenant
 
Stronghammer's Avatar
 
Drives: E92 M3
Join Date: May 2011
Location: south carolina

Posts: 578
iTrader: (2)

Shah
I found the perfect woman for you.
Attached Images
 
__________________
2011 E92 M3 MR July 11 ED Sept 11 PCD
Mods: ESS VT1, MS test pipes, 19 BBS CH-R, Eibach pro springs, Painted reflectors, carbon fiber grills, Painted side markers with dark tinted lenses, 30% tint, Arkym rear diffuser, Innotech axle back exhaust, Performance spoiler
Stronghammer is offline  
0
      01-22-2013, 07:05 PM   #41
badazzm
Lieutenant
 
badazzm's Avatar
 
Drives: MR E92 ///M3
Join Date: May 2012
Location: San Jose, CA

Posts: 539
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
So in summary, Shah is looking for:
- Someone who doesn't want to have kids
- Someone who is smart / has a brain.
- Someone who has a career.

The realization should dawn on him in

3
.
.
.
2
.
.
1

Shah is looking for a gay man.
Nailed it! Haha. But on a serious point, do you really need to ask this kind of stuff on a forum instead of talking to your friends in real life about it? And one should never praise themselves. There is always someone better than you out there. Always.
badazzm is offline   India
0
      01-22-2013, 07:49 PM   #42
Vic311
Major
 
Vic311's Avatar
 
Drives: 2011 e92 M3
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: NY

Posts: 1,313
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stronghammer View Post
Shah
I found the perfect woman for you.
Vic311 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 08:27 PM   #43
shah269
Captain
 
Drives: 2009
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: NJ

Posts: 889
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by badazzm View Post
Nailed it! Haha. But on a serious point, do you really need to ask this kind of stuff on a forum instead of talking to your friends in real life about it? And one should never praise themselves. There is always someone better than you out there. Always.
Well I'm in my mid 30's and well.....when you are in your mid 30's a good number of your friends are either recently married, recently married trying every night to have kids, or recently have kids and are getting no sex or any sleep.

Ever try to talk to your friend who hasn't gotten any sex in 9 months your problem with having sex with mid 20yo women?
Ever try to talk to your friend who has been up for 12 months straight and changes shit filled papers 14 times per night about the lack of well educated women online?

Yeah goes over like a led ballon.....catches on fire and crashes into a buss full of nuns which then runs over a dozen baby kittens.

So it becomes a do it your self kind of world.

Unless you are fortunate enough to be living in a major city. Which I'm not. So I asked. You never know or will ever learn anything unless you ask.
shah269 is offline   United_States
0
      01-22-2013, 10:11 PM   #44
Nutballa
Captain
 
Nutballa's Avatar
 
Drives: BMW 335i
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Austin, Texas+ San Antonio

Posts: 787
iTrader: (1)

Send a message via AIM to Nutballa Send a message via Yahoo to Nutballa
Damn!
__________________
BMW FTW!

"Power is nothing without Control" - Pirelli.


Nutballa is offline   United_States
0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:34 AM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST