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      01-16-2013, 07:37 PM   #67
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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.
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      01-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #68
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when you buy a overpriced car without flinching , then bitch at a 200$ oil change.
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      01-16-2013, 07:42 PM   #69
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When you give hell to the pre-pubescent zit faced deckhand that didn't wrap your cheap cloth seats in plasticrap before sitting his skinny ass in your car , even if he's obviously cleaner than you.
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when you tell your mother in law leaning on your quarter panel with what appears to be the softest jogging pants ever to WATCH THE FUCKING PAINT!!
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when you jump on the counter at the dmv in a hissy fit 'cause you didnt get any of the following numbers/letters on your plates....
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when you wont even step on the go pedal ,on a deserted road, when a rs4 pulls up and wants to race just for 5 seconds, so you don't break your douchebag ego in case you dont pull ahead.
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when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

(i would drink her dirty bath water)
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When your date says : " lets have sex in your car" , and you reply: " ok, my other car is at home "
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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.
What in the hell did I just read
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If you have DCT and get mad when someone says o I have that in my Honda or whatever non sports car they drive
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i have that on my snow blower
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i have that on my snow blower

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      01-16-2013, 08:22 PM   #79
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What in the hell did I just read
stuff like this has happened before.......much like the big bang , and baywatch.
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When an officer pulls you over and is in the process of writing you a ticket and he's asking stats on your car...(yes this happened to me)
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when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

(i would drink her dirty bath water)
you should be ashamed. unless you have speed cloth just do the deed.
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