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      12-19-2012, 11:30 AM   #705
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Went drinking last night, now im dying at work worst idea ever
Lol a good friend who I drive to work (she's otw to my office downtown) was in the same boat this morning, she looked very much so unhappy

Can it be noon yet? Jeez..
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      12-19-2012, 11:48 AM   #706
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Lol a good friend who I drive to work (she's otw to my office downtown) was in the same boat this morning, she looked very much so unhappy

Can it be noon yet? Jeez..
it was great last night, i got what i like to call a "spinner" she was fun
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i got what i like to call a "spinner" she was fun
say what?
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say what?
Person of the female gender who is small and light enough to "spin" while she is on top.
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Person of the female gender who is small and light enough to "spin" while she is on top.


i love me the petite girls, 120lbs or less. No fat chicks!
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it was great last night, i got what i like to call a "spinner" she was fun
It's always fun at the time, that's the problem. You feel like this then you wake up the next day for work and feel like this

Lunch time!

Edit: LOL at "spinner", never heard that one before.
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It's always fun at the time, that's the problem. You feel like this then you wake up the next day for work and feel like this

Lunch time!

Edit: LOL at "spinner", never heard that one before.
i cant wait for lunch, im gonna go find me a chili burger and chilicheese fries, that should fix me.

urban dictionary my friend, you will be entertained for hours.
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don't see sh!t like that around here.
Haha. Bunch of tech executives here in San Jose and the roads r not too bad so once in a while you see some nice cars.
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i need to get out more...
or move to the left coast (best coast btw) where the women are gorgeous, the weather is perfect (except for right now) and the cars are plentiful, just the other day I saw 3 ferrari's parked outside my local starbucks you know what that tells me? There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! but if say if i were driving a 1967 275 GTB I wouldn't be a self indulgent wiener I'd be a connoisseur, Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
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      12-19-2012, 03:30 PM   #715
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Velvet ropes would part.
Othe "things" would part open too.....
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Othe "things" would part open too.....
Sadly probably not the women that are drawn by money(Ferrari) would think that the 275 is some "cheap ass old" Ferrari and be more impressed by the prick in a used F355 that he got for 50k, while the 275 gtb is a mil+ at auction. But thats okay because if I have a mil plus to drop on a car im sure i'd have some extra cash for a Lambo which would be used to pick up all the freshman college girls
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Sadly probably not the women that are drawn by money(Ferrari) would think that the 275 is some "cheap ass old" Ferrari and be more impressed by the prick in a used F355 that he got for 50k, while the 275 gtb is a mil+ at auction. But thats okay because if I have a mil plus to drop on a car im sure i'd have some extra cash for a Lambo which would be used to pick up all the freshman college girls
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i love me the petite girls, 120lbs or less. No fat chicks!
fun size girls are the absolute best.

you can fold'em up like pretzels.

...and then have sex with them like when you would have sex with pretzels...

wife = 5'3" 101lbs
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fun size girls are the absolute best.

you can fold'em up like pretzels.

...and then have sex with them like when you would have sex with pretzels...

wife = 5'3" 101lbs


I'm headed out in the next hour or so, ya'll have a safe commute home tonight
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      12-19-2012, 04:46 PM   #720
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it's fucking 81 degrees in Houston right now - tomorrow when we wake up it's going to be 42.

son of a bitch - no wonder everyone gets the fucking flu around here HAHA !!!!
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eh, 26 could be late 20'sish lol.

26 was my first pop tart - i think i was older when i had oatmeal.

but here is the cool backstory, bro.

i grew up in the trailer park - only mexican kid there.

oatmeal was too white for us to eat and pop tarts were to expensive and cosidered a "luxury".

my mom would never think about making us food from a box, so the only time i saw hamburger helper was during those stupid commercials on tv with the white glove acting like an asshole....

we would eat eggs, home made tortillas, cereal, pancakes, chorizo and other stuff for breakfast.

for dinner we would eat some more home made stuff made from either chicken, fajita steak, rice or beans.

rice and beans is still one of my favorite dishes - just a freaking plate of mexican rice and home made beans
cool story, a real tear jerker

never made it to the trailer park, but grew up in the asian ghetto (next to east l.a.) around all the hooligans while i was the only real nerd.

was allowed 1 pair of shoes a year. there was a time where my dad did a "road repair" on my busted sneakers. the mexican kids noticed and had a ball. they're probably packing my fries now, or selling shoes. mom cooked most meals, did well with what was available. dad was out of town often, a struggling businessman. one time, he bought a yard full of used electronics, picked out all the gold scraps, ended up with a solid gold baseball a year later. we didn't get cable tv until i was in h.s.

and that is the secret: squeezing water from rocks

cliffs: you don't need a ferrari to be a prick, but you'll sound better

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cool story, a real tear jerker
HAHAHA !!!!

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and that is the secret: squeezing water from rocks
i didn't know what Nickelodeon was until i was 15 or 16 when we moved from the trailer park into a brand new trailer on 4 acres of land

finally got my own room too so that i could MASTERSPAYED in peace.

'nother funny story: i can't remember what brand they were but one year my dad bought me some baseball cleats from KMart for school AAAAAAAHAHAHA !!!!

had to have been either 1987 or 1988.

they weren't the huge cleats with the big ol plastic pieces at each "corner", they were the ones that had those tiny bumps/knobs on the bottom.

i was such a jackass wearing cleats to school HAHAHA !!!!!
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HAHAHA !!!!


i didn't know what Nickelodeon was until i was 15 or 16 when we moved from the trailer park into a brand new trailer on 4 acres of land

finally got my own room too so that i could MASTERSPAYED in peace.

'nother funny story: i can't remember what brand they were but one year my dad bought me some baseball cleats from KMart for school AAAAAAAHAHAHA !!!!

had to have been either 1987 or 1988.

they weren't the huge cleats with the big ol plastic pieces at each "corner", they were the ones that had those tiny bumps/knobs on the bottom.

i was such a jackass wearing cleats to school HAHAHA !!!!!
so where'd u live after high school? what do you do now? and how much money do you have (if you don't mind my asking)?

another story: in his younger years, my dad was a gangbangin' pool shark

confucius say: big attitude tend to be big shield for empty pocket

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so where'd u live after high school? what do you do now? and how much money do you have (if you don't mind my asking)?

another story: in his younger years, my dad was a gangbangin' pool shark

confucius say: big attitude tend to be big shield for empty pocket
i went to the Marines about 45 days after graduating high school.

lived in SoCal from February 1999 to May 2002.

i don't have as much money as i "should" have, but i still live very comfortably, thanks to the oil/gas/hydrocarbons/offshore business.

in my dad's younger days, he met my mom in Monterrey Mexico, got her pregnant with my older brother and then headed north into Texas in a semi truck.

all 3 of his sons were Texas born, he's 63 years old and still fitting pipe at the plants, is in zero debt and owns 4 acres of land....

and here's the kicker: he's got a mechanical engineering degree from mexico

he still thought that he could provode for his children and raise a family more comfortably in Houston
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i went to the Marines about 45 days after graduating high school.

lived in SoCal from February 1999 to May 2002.

i don't have as much money as i "should" have, but i still live very comfortably, thanks to the oil/gas/hydrocarbons/offshore business.

in my dad's younger days, he met my mom in Monterrey Mexico, got her pregnant with my older brother and then headed north into Texas in a semi truck.

all 3 of his sons were Texas born, he's 63 years old and still fitting pipe at the plants, is in zero debt and owns 4 acres of land....

and here's the kicker: he's got a mechanical engineering degree from mexico

he still thought that he could provode for his children and raise a family more comfortably in Houston
cool man, ex-cia here. 'merica, fuck ya!
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yeah, my dad is nothing short of a boss - i've posted a few pictures of him before wearing his awesome outfits.

guy is just amazing - love him to death.
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