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      12-05-2012, 06:42 PM   #1
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More often than not…god proves me right!

More often than not…god proves me right!

Sit down boys while I enjoy my late afternoon eat before I head to the gym and then home.
My friend B who use to be a friend with benefits (half Afghani half Asian) give me a buzz yesterday.

Shah “Sup B haven’t seen you in ages! How is Hong Kong treating you buddy! Keeping it sexy?”
B “Yeah Shah have some great news!”
Shah “You got a boob job?”
B “FUCK YOU!”
Shah “Baby you know you liked it!”
B “No I’m getting married!”
Shah “NO shit! Who is the lucky guy!?”
B then goes off on telling me that she finally at the age of 34 rediscovered the nice guy who was one of her friends brother and that she is just in love with him and that he is perfect…bla bla bla bla…
Shah “So really? That guy? But he’s not your type? I mean you were always about guys who are a little taller and younger and a little more bad ass!”
B then goes off on telling me how nice he is to her and how he’s driving her parents to and from doctors appointments and blab la bla
Shah “So really? You went for the nice guy? But I thought he was not your type?”
Finally…..
B “Yeah he’s not”
Shah “So you are going to marry a guy who is not your type?.....”
B silence……”yes”
Shah “Hu? Well I wish you the absolute best and you better not have a single fatty as a brides maid because I’m going to be there for the wedding!”

So to sum it up boys I’m not a misogynist, but mother fucker I do see where they come from.
Girl goes around the block more than the town bicycle as tool food here and there….and well she was kinky and fun. And well one day her ovaries shot the message to her brain “OH SHIT WE HAVE FUCKED UP FIND A MAN AND TIE HIM DOWN!”
And well she discovered the “nice guy” she has known all of her life who had hit on her nonstop all of those years and is now finally getting the worlds sloppy seconds?

And that has got to get you to giggle a little……sloppy seconds……oh that poor poor poor poor boy……
I would have turned her down if I was Mr. Nice guy to her all of my life and now she comes back shaking her ass at me.

So thus god has proven to me two things!
1) Men age like fine wine and women age like cut flowers!
2) A dumb fuck will pick up sloppy seconds given the chance, so find one and use him as your wing man!
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      12-05-2012, 06:51 PM   #2
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yep this definitely sounds like you're jealous she picked him and not you. sucks brah
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      12-05-2012, 06:54 PM   #3
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Ooh half asian /afgani? sounds liek a hottie. u got a picture
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      12-05-2012, 07:04 PM   #4
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u jelly?

sounds like she had her fun and decided to choose security/stability over the rocker. gave up the corvettes for a minibus. how bout u just be a friend and be happy for her.

better check your magic 8-ball dude, karma may come back to haunt you when you meet the girl of your dreams, she's virgin, and can't get over that you arent

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god doesn't exist.
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      12-05-2012, 07:16 PM   #6
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karma may come back to haunt you when you meet the girl of your dreams, she's virgin, and can't get over that you arent
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virgins don't exist.. not in their 30s
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I’m not a misogynist, but ...
Pssst. Got a secret for you ... you're a misogynist

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      12-05-2012, 08:11 PM   #9
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More often than not…god proves me right!

Sit down boys while I enjoy my late afternoon eat before I head to the gym and then home.
My friend B who use to be a friend with benefits (half Afghani half Asian) give me a buzz yesterday.

Shah “Sup B haven’t seen you in ages! How is Hong Kong treating you buddy! Keeping it sexy?”
B “Yeah Shah have some great news!”
Shah “You got a boob job?”
B “FUCK YOU!”
Shah “Baby you know you liked it!”
B “No I’m getting married!”
Shah “NO shit! Who is the lucky guy!?”
B then goes off on telling me that she finally at the age of 34 rediscovered the nice guy who was one of her friends brother and that she is just in love with him and that he is perfect…bla bla bla bla…
Shah “So really? That guy? But he’s not your type? I mean you were always about guys who are a little taller and younger and a little more bad ass!”
B then goes off on telling me how nice he is to her and how he’s driving her parents to and from doctors appointments and blab la bla
Shah “So really? You went for the nice guy? But I thought he was not your type?”
Finally…..
B “Yeah he’s not”
Shah “So you are going to marry a guy who is not your type?.....”
B silence……”yes”
Shah “Hu? Well I wish you the absolute best and you better not have a single fatty as a brides maid because I’m going to be there for the wedding!”

So to sum it up boys I’m not a misogynist, but mother fucker I do see where they come from.
Girl goes around the block more than the town bicycle as tool food here and there….and well she was kinky and fun. And well one day her ovaries shot the message to her brain “OH SHIT WE HAVE FUCKED UP FIND A MAN AND TIE HIM DOWN!”
And well she discovered the “nice guy” she has known all of her life who had hit on her nonstop all of those years and is now finally getting the worlds sloppy seconds?

And that has got to get you to giggle a little……sloppy seconds……oh that poor poor poor poor boy……
I would have turned her down if I was Mr. Nice guy to her all of my life and now she comes back shaking her ass at me.

So thus god has proven to me two things!
1) Men age like fine wine and women age like cut flowers!
2) A dumb fuck will pick up sloppy seconds given the chance, so find one and use him as your wing man!
this is a classic case of "kid gets burned by a chick and then posts on the internet pretending he doesn't care".
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      12-05-2012, 10:47 PM   #11
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you sound like a stand up guy op
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      12-05-2012, 11:53 PM   #12
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yep this definitely sounds like you're jealous she picked him and not you. sucks brah
+1 on B as ex-girl.
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      12-06-2012, 10:27 AM   #13
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Ah nah mate, can't call her an x if she was only over here in the US for her company working for 9 months. Just a cool friend with benefits. Nice but not my type.....very cute very smart...but the kind of girl you marry....and the next day her brother is living in your basement and her mom is living in your office and.....well you are fucked. Middle Eeaster/Near Eastern women are like Samsonite…you just don’t get one!
It's her culture, I'm not going to argue too much about it. It is what it is.

And for the most part this girl was tool food. Went from one tool to the next. NO job NO education NO plans for the future but neck tat....oh she was your girl! She was over those guys like shit on Velcro. The guy she was with for most of her stay here in the US was an out of work plumber…really how many out of work plumbers do you know of?

But when it came to the nice guy....who she knew for all those years....who probably spent most of his life tugging his own...while she was doing the mc nasty with me and every other ass out there.
I really feel for the guy? I mean after all who wants sloppy seconds? I mean yeah no one wants a virgin...nothing worse than a virgin...all the bleeding and the motion and the bla bla bla.....

But shit, what the hell....when i go over there for the big day....I guess I should take the guy out and say "Hey....we kept her warm for you?" ….but that would be wrong…so I’ll just shut my mouth, hit on the cute Asian brides maids wish him the best of luck and buy them a nice gift.

I don't know....maybe I'm different....but if a girl I hit on all my life all of a sudden after being passed around like the town bike comes back to me and says she wants to marry me....I'm kind of sure I would just tell her to go pound salt. And if one of my friends were in his shoes….I would really pull him aside and have a little talk with him….just to make sure….he knows what he’s doing…”Hey buddy, remember all those years you were chasing her like a little puppy sniffing her ass and she treated you like shit…now she is back…are you sure you want to be with her?”

What would you do?

And I’m doing my best not to sound misogynistic on this but…well….remember Forest Gump and his long time GF Jenny….remember how she ran around and just was a total mess and only called on him when she knew she had no options left? Well that kind of pissed me off.
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      12-06-2012, 10:51 AM   #15
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Sounds like still getting over the marriage..

Summary:
Shah treats woman as 'buddy'
woman wants something else, leaves him, Shah doesn't understand why
random mention of 'fat chick'

Question: What is the significance of the fat chick? why does she always appear?
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      12-06-2012, 11:40 AM   #17
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No idea what this has to do with the invisible sky daddy, but here's how I read this

1) You have a problem with women who are comfortable with their own sexuality. This isn't the year 1564. It doesn't reduce her value so long as she doesn't have some weird disease. "Sloppy seconds"? You had no problem fucking her. Why should he?

2) You're a guy who satisfied her sexual desires for a little while, which was all she wanted for a while. Now she wants to settle down and is looking for other qualities. As you implied, in her culture, a big one might be a guy who doesn't mind taking care of her parents.
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      12-06-2012, 11:55 AM   #19
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No idea what this has to do with the invisible sky daddy, but here's how I read this

1) You have a problem with women who are comfortable with their own sexuality. This isn't the year 1564. It doesn't reduce her value so long as she doesn't have some weird disease. "Sloppy seconds"? You had no problem fucking her. Why should he?

2) You're a guy who satisfied her sexual desires for a little while, which was all she wanted for a while. Now she wants to settle down and is looking for other qualities. As you implied, in her culture, a big one might be a guy who doesn't mind taking care of her parents.
Well...no....not really but kind of sort of.
This is one of those issues better discussed over a beer than over a key board.
I’m 100% find with a girl having a good time. Hell if girls didn’t want to have a good time none of us would get any action.

My issue, and maybe it’s just me…my friend openly admits that the guy she is about to marry , was not her type and still isn’t her type.
I may not have made that clear enough. And I’m sorry if it didn’t come off that way…it was very late in the day.

But yeah ok I’m find if he were her type…hell I think we all should end up with people who are our type…but she more or less ignored this guy al of his life because he was not her type. And is about to marry him…and he is still not her type but….he’s doing very nice things for her and her family. And well I find that offensive…for she is using him.

After all how would you feel if the woman you were about to marry…didn’t think you were her type?
Just sounds like she is using him and well…a good start to a tragic ending.
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you keep referencing "sloppy seconds." do you really expect to find and marry a virgin in the year 2012?

good luck OP.
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is the moral of the story don't marry a woman that has a past? That would mean don't marry any women on this planet.
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is the moral of the story don't marry a woman that has a past? That would mean don't marry any women on this planet.
except for a newborn...you could marry a newborn.
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