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      12-04-2012, 04:45 PM   #111
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cliff notes? don't feel like reading all the pages... lol
Reading the OP is enough, but heres a cliff note:

-OP is gay.
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      12-04-2012, 09:13 PM   #112
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Kids...they kill you slowly over 21 years...they eat your shit, they fuck up your house and when they turn 16 they take your car and fuck that up too!
And that's if the mom doesn't fuck you over first!


You young guys ...
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      12-05-2012, 03:12 AM   #113
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I think my E46 M3 will do just fine
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      12-05-2012, 03:26 AM   #114
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cliff notes? don't feel like reading all the pages... lol
OP got picked up by a girl in the ralphs parking lot by the van nuys auto row.
she took him out/paid for his dinner
OP found it too suspicious, too soon and dipped
called her up the other night after a change of heart & went out to BOA for a nice steak dinner
went over the girls place
smashed the said girl at night
smashed her again in the morning
he might be in love
he might also have some type of an STD
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      12-05-2012, 06:01 AM   #115
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OP got picked up by a girl in the ralphs parking lot by the van nuys auto row.
she took him out/paid for his dinner
OP found it too suspicious, too soon and dipped
called her up the other night after a change of heart & went out to BOA for a nice steak dinner
went over the girls place
smashed the said girl at night
smashed her again in the morning
he might be in love
he might also have some type of an STD
Wow thanks, much love.

Did the OP forget to wear a hat with regards to the STD scare?
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      12-05-2012, 01:48 PM   #116
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Poor OP, LOL - first he gets shit for not closing the deal and then he gets shit for closing the deal.
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Poor OP, LOL - first he gets shit for not closing the deal and then he gets shit for closing the deal.
There is no winner in Off-Topic.
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      12-05-2012, 02:33 PM   #118
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Poor OP, LOL - first he gets shit for not closing the deal and then he gets shit for closing the deal.
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OP got picked up by a girl in the ralphs parking lot by the van nuys auto row.
she took him out/paid for his dinner
OP found it too suspicious, too soon and dipped
called her up the other night after a change of heart & went out to BOA for a nice steak dinner
went over the girls place
smashed the said girl at night
smashed her again in the morning

he might be in love
he might also have some type of an STD
The jury is still out on this..my money is on OP going home and giving it a good tug instead.
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There is no winner in Off-Topic.
true
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      12-05-2012, 04:11 PM   #120
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Wow thanks, much love.

Did the OP forget to wear a hat with regards to the STD scare?

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....and then I couldn't wait so I jumped in there and went at it bare back. YOLO!!!! Might have left a kid cooking in the oven too if you know what I mean
Thats how I read it at least.
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Come on now guys... giving me her number was like the first thing she did lol. I like strong independent women but that shit was such a random pickup. I woulda totally hit that if I met her at a bar or club.
you would totally hit it at a bar or club when ur drinking and not thinking straight but now that you are completely sober, you wont?!?! da faq?
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      12-06-2012, 06:12 AM   #122
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Had something similar happen as well when i was in Vegas. It was obvious that these two girls were out trying to work someone out of their wallet. I was there for the weekend and didn't bring hardly anything with me. They bought me a couple of drinks all the while talking all this kinky shit. Bout an hour goes by and i'm like so are we going to go back to my room and fuck or what? They were both game so we went up there. One starts stripping down while the other one was "in the bathroom", obviously looking for valuables. You could see that after 5 minutes and getting down bra and panties she looked a little panicked and called for the other girl. Other girl comes out of the bathroom and started stripping while the other one continued the search. This one gets down to just panties and the other girl comes back out. At this point i'm acting drunk (i'm not) and getting my hands all over them. I figured any minute now they would haul ass seeing that anything of value i had was put into the safe before i left that night. To my surprise, both chicks get butt naked and they start going at it with each other. The second stripper girl stops, grabs her purse off the night table and pulls out a condom. She throws me the purse trying to be all tough and sexy while she motions for me to "come here" with the condom. As i put her purse down i notice a small caliber handgun in it. Being that i'm drunk, i stumbled and was able to get the handgun out and slide it between the box spring and mattress as i'm standing up. I get up next to her on the bed and she puts the condom on my junk and gives me her ass doggie style as she goes back down on the other girl. You don't have to ask me twice. Pounding that ass for a bit and figured why not get some of the other chick. The purse girl was willing to trade off but the other chick seemed timid. While crawling across the bed to stick it in the other girl the purse girl is franticly going through here purse. I ask her what the problem is and she said she lost something. At that time i had my hand on her pistol and whipped it out asking her if that's what she was looking for?!?! The look on their faces was priceless. I just wish i could have seen the look on their faces as i backdoored the both of them at gun point. After blowing my wad on the purse girl's face i kicked them both out of my room fully naked, only shoes. Took nearly $500 out of the other girls purse and found another $1200 in the purse girl's bra just before i dropped all their crap in a dumpster at the construction site near the hotel. Wiped down the pistol and buried it in the bottom of the ice maker on another floor. If you're wondering, yes; this is a complete fabrication. It also stands as an example of what the OP needs to write rather than, "seemed weird so i gunned it...."

Got it OP, make something up that is more interesting to read than you bailing on what could have been the greatest night of your life.
that is friggin' classic!!!!!!!!
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OP got picked up by a girl in the ralphs parking lot by the van nuys auto row.
she took him out/paid for his dinner
OP found it too suspicious, too soon and dipped
called her up the other night after a change of heart & went out to BOA for a nice steak dinner
went over the girls place
smashed the said girl at night
smashed her again in the morning
he might be in love
he might also have some type of an STD
Thanks for the cliffs!

I have a hard time believing the ending though, but he it is what it is

So who paid for BOA? place ain't cheap lol

Did she pay again? If so, PM me her #. I don't care what STD she has; I won't sleep with her, but I'll gladly be a gentleman for BOA/great good . It'll be like my time in Japan when i was a host for a short short while
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you would totally hit it at a bar or club when ur drinking and not thinking straight but now that you are completely sober, you wont?!?! da faq?
Tru dat
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      12-06-2012, 07:09 PM   #125
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Obviously no pics?
This was all the way on page one...

Thread is still lacking IMO.
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6 f-ing pages and not a single pic.
I want my 10 mins back
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did you get her number? maybe she can hook you up with her brother..
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