Picked up by a girl while in my car - Page 4

Dark Knight37 · 11-27-2012, 01:47 PM

I feel like Mpowers story could be the story for the next hangover.

ENGINE er · 11-27-2012, 03:17 PM

just call her back and update the thread for us. redeem yourself.

Pontrelli · 11-27-2012, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by passing

well did you call her back yet

Well did you PITB yet

badazzm · 11-27-2012, 07:19 PM

F**king hilarious thread!! Mpower is insane. You should become a writer or some. Best fictional story ever.

Tarty Fruit · 11-28-2012, 09:02 AM

wow csb

import36 · 11-28-2012, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MP0WER

If ever presented with this situation again, just think... WWMPOWER do?

fixed...

Turb0Surge · 11-28-2012, 03:43 PM

Ugaybro?

Lol but seriously, it is kinda suspicious.

Bobble · 11-28-2012, 03:48 PM

You're sure it was a girl right?

Funny story and true, back in the day had a friend who had the gift with women, could say anything and the hook up was on. We were at a bar a friend worked at, dive place, and this stunning older lady walks in sits at the far end and orders a drink. My friend looks at us and says she's mine, we're thinking yep right she's out of all our leagues. He goes over and about 30minutes later they leave together, he looks back at us and just smiles. We're all WTF this guys pulls all the ladies. So we hang out like a bunch of loser's and then about 20 minutes later he comes in thru the back of the place, out of breath looking like he saw a ghost. Turns out it was a dude and when he said he wasn't down with that the guy rolled him, threw him out of his/her/it's car and took his wallet. We laughed for forever and whenever he hooked up again we all would just laugh and tell him to check the package before unwrapping.

M3Denver · 11-28-2012, 04:53 PM

This will never happen to you again... and it might be a good thing as she may do that often and have some thing to pass along permanently to your penis.

Pontrelli · 11-28-2012, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3Denver

This will never happen to you again... and it might be a good thing as she may do that often and have some thing to pass along permanently to your penis.

There is this new invention..they're called condoms.

Ammonia · 11-28-2012, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pontrelli

There is this new invention..they're called condoms.

Because condoms prevent all STDs.

pimp4cheddar · 11-28-2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammonia

Because condoms prevent all STDs.

Bunch of pansies roaming the forum. Take the chance...stop being a bitch. Maybe you'll catch something...probably not. Who gives a shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasi4x

she asked me to come over to her place so we could have some drinks and relax. I got kind of freaked out because she was escalating so quickly, so I ended up making an excuse that I had something come up and just gunned it.

I guess you could teach a vagina to use a keyboard...

Quote:

Originally Posted by andybui82

yeah...you gay.

Yep...

I would have been 8 inches deep in her throat...while I shift driving around SoCal...

What part turned you off? The fact that she didn't have a penis?

Pontrelli · 11-28-2012, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammonia

Because condoms prevent all STDs.

Pretty much ..you have been outta the scene for a while havent you

Pontrelli · 11-28-2012, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimp4cheddar

Bunch of pansies roaming the forum. Take the chance...stop being a bitch. Maybe you'll catch something...probably not. Who gives a shit.

as long as its not the monster who cares

Optherion · 11-28-2012, 10:13 PM

hasi4x, you sir are a moron. You should have sealed the deal in the parking lot. I for one would have never even gone to the dinner if shes as you described.

Pontrelli · 11-30-2012, 03:24 PM

Bump

hasi4x · 12-02-2012, 01:05 PM

Time to finally conclude the thread. So I ended up spending most of Saturday with Lacey and her friend. Had a nice dinner at BOA, kicked back at the beach for a while, and eventually got to her place because I wanted some alone time with her. I don't know wth she makes as an event organizer, but her apartment was definitely a lot more than I expected. Things started heating up halfway through our movie and then her damn roommate showed up. No, this did not result in a threesome but jesus christ did this girl have a stick up her ass. She bitched her out for bringing "another guy" home and then slammed the door on her way to her room like an angry teenager.

At this point I was thinking I'm probably going to contract something. I mean I brought a condom and all, but I was still worried. I said fuck it and just went with it. Without getting into any details, it was totally worth it. Way way different than girls I'm used to, but I guess with age (27) comes experience. Had a little bit more fun in the morning before breakfast and left with a smile on my face.

This just goes to show that sometimes life throws you a bone and it's up you to pick it up. I guess I was just too apprehensive the first time we met. Still, I'm happier it worked out this way because I got to know her much better before taking things to the next level. Probably won't see her again considering she sleeps around, but who knows

Regardless... I'm heading to my primary on Monday to get antibiotics.

slmdgee · 12-02-2012, 01:11 PM

Just got my bmw, so nothing like that has happened. Only thing was this girl came up to me and asked if i am ever running late to class to give her the keys. I was like yeah okay, and this other said i have a nice car. But nothing like you yet.

dtwyim · 12-02-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasi4x

Time to finally conclude the thread. So I ended up spending most of Saturday with Lacey and her friend. Had a nice dinner at BOA, kicked back at the beach for a while, and eventually got to her place because I wanted some alone time with her. I don't know wth she makes as an event organizer, but her apartment was definitely a lot more than I expected. Things started heating up halfway through our movie and then her damn roommate showed up. No, this did not result in a threesome but jesus christ did this girl have a stick up her ass. She bitched her out for bringing "another guy" home and then slammed the door on her way to her room like an angry teenager.

At this point I was thinking I'm probably going to contract something. I mean I brought a condom and all, but I was still worried. I said fuck it and just went with it. Without getting into any details, it was totally worth it. Way way different than girls I'm used to, but I guess with age (27) comes experience. Had a little bit more fun in the morning before breakfast and left with a smile on my face.

This just goes to show that sometimes life throws you a bone and it's up you to pick it up. I guess I was just too apprehensive the first time we met. Still, I'm happier it worked out this way because I got to know her much better before taking things to the next level. Probably won't see her again considering she sleeps around, but who knows

Regardless... I'm heading to my primary on Monday to get antibiotics.

Hmm, sounds more realistic than MPower's story but some pics would be nice

silvergray545 · 12-02-2012, 01:41 PM

That's what I wanna hear! Now you officially have a booty call. "Hey, wanna watch a movie tonight?" "Yeah, sure. Come over in 20 minutes." "Ok cool, see you soon." 40 minutes later, you're busting one on her face.

S65NAPWR · 12-02-2012, 01:49 PM

Great end to the story, you da man.

Greenkirby21 · 12-02-2012, 02:24 PM

Maybe her friend/roommate was jealous u should have invited her for a 3 some :P

11-27-2012, 01:47 PM	#67
Dark Knight37 New Member Drives: 2013 BMW 328i Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Arkansas Posts: 28 iTrader: (0)	I feel like Mpowers story could be the story for the next hangover. __________________ 2013 Jet Black 328i Sport Line//dynamic handling//8 speed auto//premium package//driver assitance//lighting package//hk//technology package//etc

11-28-2012, 03:43 PM	#73
Turb0Surge Major Drives: BLACK e90 335i Join Date: May 2012 Location: Lincoln, CA Posts: 1,333 iTrader: (0)	Ugaybro? Lol but seriously, it is kinda suspicious. __________________

11-28-2012, 03:48 PM	#74
Bobble Major Drives: E90 335i/RIP E46 323Ci Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,184 iTrader: (1)	You're sure it was a girl right? Funny story and true, back in the day had a friend who had the gift with women, could say anything and the hook up was on. We were at a bar a friend worked at, dive place, and this stunning older lady walks in sits at the far end and orders a drink. My friend looks at us and says she's mine, we're thinking yep right she's out of all our leagues. He goes over and about 30minutes later they leave together, he looks back at us and just smiles. We're all WTF this guys pulls all the ladies. So we hang out like a bunch of loser's and then about 20 minutes later he comes in thru the back of the place, out of breath looking like he saw a ghost. Turns out it was a dude and when he said he wasn't down with that the guy rolled him, threw him out of his/her/it's car and took his wallet. We laughed for forever and whenever he hooked up again we all would just laugh and tell him to check the package before unwrapping. __________________ 08 E90 335i Monaco Blue Gray Dakota ZPP ZSP Heated Seats CA Step w/Paddles iPod

11-28-2012, 10:13 PM	#81
Optherion Lieutenant Drives: Prancing Horse Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: SoCal & Vegas Posts: 465 iTrader: (0)	hasi4x, you sir are a moron. You should have sealed the deal in the parking lot. I for one would have never even gone to the dinner if shes as you described. __________________ Current Stable: Some Audi with a V10, Couple of BMW's, one F Car, and one P car. One lonely GT-R with all the Euros.

12-02-2012, 01:11 PM	#84
slmdgee First Lieutenant Drives: 328I 6SPD Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Long Island Posts: 326 iTrader: (0)	Just got my bmw, so nothing like that has happened. Only thing was this girl came up to me and asked if i am ever running late to class to give her the keys. I was like yeah okay, and this other said i have a nice car. But nothing like you yet. __________________ 2013 328I 6SPD\|Coils\|Wheels\|Downpipe\|335I MUFFLERS,AFE STAGE 2 INTAKE Founder/Owner: United States Of Stance http://www.facebook.com/UnitedStatesOfStance

11-27-2012, 03:17 PM	#68
ENGINE er New Member Drives: E90 S13 UZJ100 MKV-GTI Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 19 iTrader: (0)	just call her back and update the thread for us. redeem yourself.

11-27-2012, 07:19 PM	#70
badazzm Lieutenant Drives: MR E92 ///M3 Join Date: May 2012 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 456 iTrader: (0)	F**king hilarious thread!! Mpower is insane. You should become a writer or some. Best fictional story ever.

11-28-2012, 09:02 AM	#71
Tarty Fruit Enlisted Member Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Eastchester Posts: 40 iTrader: (3)	wow csb

11-28-2012, 04:53 PM	#75
M3Denver First Lieutenant Drives: 2011 BMW M3 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Denver CO Posts: 355 iTrader: (0)	This will never happen to you again... and it might be a good thing as she may do that often and have some thing to pass along permanently to your penis.

11-30-2012, 03:24 PM	#82
Pontrelli Banned Drives: e92 M3 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 157 iTrader: (0)	Bump

12-02-2012, 01:05 PM	#83
hasi4x Private Drives: a car Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 56 iTrader: (0)	Time to finally conclude the thread. So I ended up spending most of Saturday with Lacey and her friend. Had a nice dinner at BOA, kicked back at the beach for a while, and eventually got to her place because I wanted some alone time with her. I don't know wth she makes as an event organizer, but her apartment was definitely a lot more than I expected. Things started heating up halfway through our movie and then her damn roommate showed up. No, this did not result in a threesome but jesus christ did this girl have a stick up her ass. She bitched her out for bringing "another guy" home and then slammed the door on her way to her room like an angry teenager. At this point I was thinking I'm probably going to contract something. I mean I brought a condom and all, but I was still worried. I said fuck it and just went with it. Without getting into any details, it was totally worth it. Way way different than girls I'm used to, but I guess with age (27) comes experience. Had a little bit more fun in the morning before breakfast and left with a smile on my face. This just goes to show that sometimes life throws you a bone and it's up you to pick it up. I guess I was just too apprehensive the first time we met. Still, I'm happier it worked out this way because I got to know her much better before taking things to the next level. Probably won't see her again considering she sleeps around, but who knows Regardless... I'm heading to my primary on Monday to get antibiotics.

12-02-2012, 01:41 PM	#86
silvergray545 Banned Drives: E60 545i Sport Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 443 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2005 545i Sport [0.00]	That's what I wanna hear! Now you officially have a booty call. "Hey, wanna watch a movie tonight?" "Yeah, sure. Come over in 20 minutes." "Ok cool, see you soon." 40 minutes later, you're busting one on her face.

12-02-2012, 01:49 PM	#87
S65NAPWR Lieutenant Drives: M3 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Tri-State Posts: 555 iTrader: (0)	Great end to the story, you da man. __________________

12-02-2012, 02:24 PM	#88
Greenkirby21 Vrooom :) Drives: BMW 128i Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dream Land Posts: 1,767 iTrader: (1)	Maybe her friend/roommate was jealous u should have invited her for a 3 some :P __________________ 2009 128i Coupe Crimson Red MODS: -Injen Intake-Magnaflow Exhaust-Carbon Fiber Spoiler - Carbon Fiber Grilles - OZ Ultraleggeras - CF Mirrors

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