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      11-20-2012, 06:37 PM   #1
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Holy Crab! Biggest crab i've ever seen...

Who would eat this fucker?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...m-display.html
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      11-20-2012, 06:38 PM   #2
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is it real??
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      11-20-2012, 06:39 PM   #3
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yeah read the article
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      11-20-2012, 06:39 PM   #4
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Will need a jackhammer to crack the shell. Meat might be a bit tough. Need to find a bigger pot also!
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      11-20-2012, 06:41 PM   #5
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yeah , i should have clicked before posting....
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That fat chick is brave, i'd imagine the right claw can easily decapitate her
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      11-20-2012, 06:47 PM   #7
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looks like the fat chick wants him to make a move. so she could kill it and eat it..
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man, i just saw the video and it looks smaller then the picture shown....
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      11-20-2012, 07:18 PM   #9
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Looks like fat chick would have crabs..
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I don't know what it is about that crab but I just want to punch it in the face.
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      11-20-2012, 07:53 PM   #11
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Looks like fat chick would have crabs..
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Pic is definitely a little deceiving to actual size, but huge none the less
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      11-20-2012, 08:55 PM   #12
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Pic is definitely a little deceiving to actual size, but huge none the less
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      11-20-2012, 09:08 PM   #13
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It makes the little crab look cute
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Meat will be tough and nasty
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      11-20-2012, 09:26 PM   #15
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Says it's a delicacy in Australia.
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man fucking pictures, she put that crab right up the lens and did a macro shot and shit...from video the little shit isn't that big...oh well
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Question...
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Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat
If the whole thing weighs 15lbs, how would it produce 20lbs of meat?
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If the whole thing weighs 15lbs, how would it produce 20lbs of meat?
It says he is still growing and will weigh up to 30 pounds. Maybe they were factoring that in? I don't know.
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We talking about the girl or the thing she's holding??

I kid, I kid..
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That is a big crab.
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That things freaking scary, man. If I saw that I'd run the other way WTF
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